Originally posted on my first blog, on March 18, 2007
Artist's Rendition of the Girl Peepers Met!
By Joshua Dyson"So yesterday, Peepers go down to River Street to see all the hot chicks!! Peepers take sign that say "Show Your Boobies," and got to see lots of hot breasts! Peepers meet one girl and buy her drink. She seem to like Peepers very much, so Peepers take her home with him so he could further examine her nice boobs! After lifting up her shirt again, in privacy of Peepers' apartment, Peepers notice something wrong. When she ask what, Peepers say the only thing that was wrong was that Peepers tongue not yet licking girl's breasts! She like idea very much, so Peepers give her thorough "tongue lashing!" After that, Peepers do other things with girl, and then she stay in Peepers' bed for night. Peepers woke up during night though, when girl snore too loudly. Peepers then go lay on couch. This morning, girl wake up wanting to "cuddle." Peepers not understand this term. Did girl think that this was "Snuggle" fabric softener commercial, and Peepers some minature teddy bear she can hold? Peepers think girl nuts, and then give her her clothes and send her on her way! Heheh!! Peepers not have time for cuddle! Hehehe"
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