Classic Pitt Report 43--Little Peepers Times 2

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 9, 2007

Trodemus says Peepers may

have more than one kid with girl!

"So Peepers went back to his apartment and told Trodemus about Uncle watching dirty bunny sex! Trodemus then give Peepers a hard time about how girl that Peepers had sex with probably have more than one kid by Peepers!! Peepers even more worried now!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 42--Bunny Sex

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 9, 2007

Peepers thinks Bunny Sex is Gross!

"So it was Easter weekend, and Peepers spend time with his uncle who own apartment community. Peepers Uncle take Peepers out to his country home to see bunny rabbits since it Easter. Uncle laugh as we watch bunnies having sex in yard! We talk about how Bunnies always having sex and making babies faster than just about anything! Peepers like sex (especially watching it), but Peepers feel a little strange watching bunnies having sex. It gross because Uncle act like he turned on by horny bunnies and want to have sex with them! Peepers prefer watching women having sex (with men or women hehe).So Peepers left early and went back and watched sexy naked ladies from his apartment!"

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Classic Pitt Report 41--Peepers' Plans

Artist's rendering of the porn video

Peepers watched! By Joshua Dyson

"Peepers have plan to upset Trodemus! It come to Peepers while performing ceremony in front of sexy porn video!! Hehehe"

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Classic Pitt Report 40--Prophet of Loon

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 5, 2007

Peepers pretend he Prophet of Loon!

"What is Trodemus talking about now? Is he crazy? He really seem like he want fight Peepers!! Trodemus not the Prophet of Doom, he the Prophet of Loon! Hahah Peepers make funny!! Peepers not like him very much at all! He may see future, but Peepers see...nakedness hehehe!!! Peepers get to see all the hot chicks naked and all Trodemus see is future!! Prophet just jealous because he not get any ladies on St. Patty's Day like Peepers hehehehe!!!"

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Interview with Trodemus -- Savannah Prophecies pt. 1 of 10

Will Trodemus Explain Himself?

Back in September of 2010, (before the Haunted House of Doom) I sat down with Trodemus: Prophet of Doom and interviewed him about the strange prophecies he made back in 2007 in Savannah to find out exactly what it all meant!

Joshua Dyson: Ok, Trodemus, let’s start at the beginning. Before you made any prophecies at all, you claimed to kidnap Mr. Peepers. What was that all about?

Trodemus: BAH! The Prophet of Doom never kidnapped Mr. Peepers! I merely found his blog one day and took over! I changed his password so he was unable to get into his account for some time! The Prophet of Doom needed to get the blog readers’ attention, so I pretended to kidnap Peepers!

Joshua Dyson: Well, that explains some things. It did seem a bit strange that Mr. Peepers just randomly showed up on his blog again with no comments at all about being kidnapped. Now, let’s talk about your first prophecy.”

Trodemus: [sighs] If we must.

Joshua Dyson: You gave your first Savannah prophecy on February 28, 2007. In the first line, you stated, "Now, even as I type, a change is coming. Powerful forces ride forth from beyond, bent on changing all that we know." What were the powerful forces you referred to?

Continues next week, Monday January 3, 2011

Classic Inkstains 6

Classic Inkstains 6--The Second Person

This episode introduced the concept of the Second Person, which is a character who could be "you." In an effort to bring readers into the story, this character represented "your" insight into my world. In the current episodes, the character is about to be revealed as someone else entirely though.

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Classic Pitt Report 39--Prediction Punches!

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 5, 2007

Trodemus is READY TO RUMBLE!

"AND IT SHALL COME TO PASS THAT THERE SHALL BE A GREAT BATTLE BETWEEN PEEPERS AND MYSELF. IT SHALL TAKE PLACE IN OUR APARTMENT, BUT EVERYONE READING THIS BLOG SHALL KNOW ABOUT IT! AND THERE SHALL BE A SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE WHOM I CANNOT NAME. BEWARE PEEPERS, FOR THE PROPHET BRINGNETH HIS DEADLY PREDICTION PUNCHES!!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 38--What's Her Name?

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 5, 2007

Peepers decides to not worry so much about girl!

"So today Peepers sit in bedroom and think about possibly broke condom that allow Peepers to impregnate girl. Peepers think really hard, but he still not remember girl's name! He do remember she had nice boobs though! Well, this not help Peepers any, so Peepers look at porn magazine and perform ceremony a couple times until he feel better. Peepers decide that if girl pregnant, she will turn up soon enough, to give Peepers parternity test on Jerry Springer show! So Peepers not too worried. Maybe Peepers go find another lady this weekend and do same thing...only this time Peepers inspect to make sure condom new and in good shape!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 37--It's True

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 4, 2007

Trodemus knows Peepers Impregnated the Girl!

"OH YES IT IS TRUE, PEEPERS...SHE GOT YOUR MANJUICE INSIDE HER FOR SURE. I SA--I MEAN I FORESAW THIS! I KNEW IT WOULD COME TO PASS!"

Check back here on Monday, December 27, 2010, as I interview the Prophet of Doom, and get to him to reveal--for the first time ever--the meaning of these prophecies!

Classic Pitt Report 36--Peepermanjuice in Hoo Hoo?

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 4, 2007

Peepers is worried about the possibility!

"Peepers still worried about condom breakage!! If girl get any of Peepers' peepermanjuice inside her hoo hoo, then girl sure to get impregnated!! Peepers made sure to spread most of golden shower of peepermanjuice on girl's nice boobs!! Peepers so worried he can't even peep tonight!"

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Classic Pitt Report 35--Cuddle Before Me!!!

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 4, 2007

Trodemus says Peepers will Cuddle!

"AS I GAZE INTO THE CRYSTAL CONTROL TOP THAT ONCE CONTAINED WOMENS' PANTY HOSE, I SEE THAT YES, ALL THE PROPHECIES I HAVE MADE ABOUT PEEPERS ARE TRUE! THE WOMAN PEEPERS KNOCKED UP WILL GIVE BIRTH IN NINE MONTHS!! THE BABY SHALL COME FORTH...IN...IN... A HOSPITAL!! YES IN A HOSPITAL!! AND THERE SHALL BE IN THE ROOM WITH HER...DOCTORS!! AND ALSO THERE SHALL BE ...NURSES! AND PEEPERS SHALL TRY TO ABANDON THEM, BUT WOMAN SHALL SEDUCE PEEPERS WITH HER NAKED BODY (ONCE SHE HAS LOST ALL HER PREGNANCY WEIGHT) AND PEEPERS SHALL ONCE MORE BE TAKEN IN BY HIS UNCONTROLLABLE LUST! AND HE SHALL HAVE SEX WITH WOMAN AGAIN, AND THIS TIME...THIS TIME...PEEPERS WILL HAVE TO CUDDLE! YES, HE SHALL BE EMASCULATED BY WOMAN AND HAVE TO CUDDLE BEFORE HER WOMANLY WONDERS!! PEEPERS SHALL BE LIKE A SLAVE AND SHALL NO MORE HAVE TOTAL CONTROL OVER HIS DESTINY!! PEEPERS WILL HAVE TO GET A JOB, AND SUPPORT HIS FAMILY....AND THE PROPHET SHALL TAKE CONTROL OF HIS SPACE!!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 34--Shaken Up

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 4, 2007

Peepers try to forget about Trodemus'

claims by peeping on girl!

"Peepers so shaken up! Even while sitting naked in a chair and watching sexy lady from apartment next door, Peepers cannot relax! Peepers know he used condom with that girl and there no way he impregnate her! All he did was lick girl's breasts, then have intercourse with her. Wait...what if condom had small tear in it? What if girl put it there so Peepers give her baby?!? Peepers worried now! Peepers think since Prophet know so much about this, then maybe he and girl conspire to do this! Prophet want to undermine Peepers' authority on this site! He think that by affecting the outcome of things, people really believe prophecies he make!! Peepers not like him very much now!! Peepers not take any more trash talk from rag-wearing Ms. Cleo reject Trodemus!!! Peepers remember something: Ms. Cleo once revealed to be man hehehehheeh...disgusting but funny heheheheh!

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Classic Inkstains 5--Shelia's Screenprinting Business

"Shelia's Screenprinting Business" was another stand-alone episode similar to Episode 4, only this episode featured Shelia, a character who would become involved in the Josh/Kelly story afterwards. This episode delves a bit deeper into her character, building on her first appearance in Episode 1.

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Classic Pitt Report 33--Peepers DID NOT Impregnate THAT Woman

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 3, 2007

Artist's Depiction of Condom Peepers Used!

Drawing by Joshua Dyson

"Peepers not know what silly Trodemus: Prophet of Doom is talking about!! Yes Peepers did take girl home and lick breasts and make love to her for 3 hours!! Yes Peepers fufill her every desire just like she ask! Peepers get freaky as he possibly could with girl! That what Peepers does!! But...Peepers always use condom!! And girl on birth control as well! Peepers think Trodemus should go back to room and smell lead paint he always smelling! Peepers did not impregnate that woman!! Besides, how Prophet know if girl pregnant or not? Did he watch us while we make whopee?? Did he see Peepers without condom? NO! Peepers tell Doom, he always wear condom!! Doom should leave peeping to Peepers"

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Classic Pitt Report 32--Papa Peepers???

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 3, 2007

Trodemus has seen the son and future

wife of Peepers!

"SO, AFTER A LONG HIATUS, TRODEMUS, PROPHET OF DOOM, HAS A SERIES OF NEW PREDICTIONS FOR A CERTAIN INDIVIDUAL! THIS TIME, THE PROPHET HAS PREDICTIONS FOR MR. PEEPERS HIMSELF! THE PROPHET HAS SEEN THE PAST (FOR A CHANGE) AND NOW KNOWS THAT PEEPER'S PAST ACTIONS WILL LEAD HIM TO A FUTURE WHERE HE MUST ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITIES FOR HIS ACTIONS!! TRODEMUS KNOWS WHAT PEEPERS DID ON ST. PATRICKS DAY, AND HOW HE TOUCHED THE BREASTS AND MADE LOVE TO A STRANGE WOMAN HE MET ON RIVER STREET. THE PROPHET HAS SEEN THAT OUT OF THIS UNHOLY UNION SHALL BE BORN....
A SON
AND THE SON OF PEEPERS AND HIS MOTHER COMES TO CLAIM THEIR RIGHTFUL PLACE IN THE LIFE OF PEEPERS! THE SON SHALL HAVE A FATHER AND THE WIFE SHALL HAVE A HUSBAND (ALBEIT A REALLY STRANGE-LOOKING ONE)! AND PEEPERS SHALL LOVE HIS WIFE AGAIN AND THERE WILL BE MORE CHILDREN!! PEEPERS AND HIS PROMISCOUS WIFE SHALL MAKE LOVE LIKE RABBITS, AND PEEPERS' SEED WILL BE SPREAD AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE! MAY GOD HELP US ALL!"

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Classic Pitt Report 31--Old Lady in Rental Office

Originally presented on my first blog, on April 1, 2007

Old Lady Scares Peepers!

"Today was April 1st, so Peepers have to go down to rental office and pay this month's rent. Old lady who work weekends was there. She usually nice, but sometimes acts like she on drugs. Peepers not usually get freaked out, but old lady would finish a sentence then stare at Peepers blankly for 30 seconds to a minute, not saying anything. Peepers not like it when people stare at him. It make Peepers feel....uncomfortable. Peepers try to keep conversation going, but creepy old lady kept quiet and not offer anything for Peepers to talk about. Peepers hope old lady not want Peepers looking at her! Peepers would NOT , under any circumstances, want to spy on old lady as she shower in the nude. She probably have saggy old lady boobs and worn out hairy pubic area! Peepers not like that at all!! Peepers feel nauseous thinking about it! UGH!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 30-- The Origin of Peepers

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 31, 2007

Peepers all dressed up for an interview where

he will reveal his "origin story"

"So Peepers just talk with his friend, Josh, and found out that Josh wants to make mini comic series about Mr. Peepers. So, naturally, Josh want to hear Peepers history for his big "Origin Story!" So Peepers tell true story of how he became Peepers to Josh, and Josh write down information which he is going to make into exciting story! So Peepers know everyone want to hear his origin story, but everyone have to wait until comic is done! You can buy it from myspace when it is done Peepers sure hehe!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 29--Peepers' Asian Dreams

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 31, 2007

Artist's Rendition of Asian Woman

in Peepers' dream! Drawing by

Joshua Dyson

"So, after yesterday's Angelina Jolie dream, Peepers think about exotic ladies ALOT! So, early this morning, Peepers have nice dream about Asian girl named Holly. Peepers and Holly alone in an office and Holly get a little frisky with Peepers! She and Peepers get naked and get down to business! This time, William Shatner did not interrupt, but Peepers did have to leave before sexual intercourse to go to the bathroom! When he come back, Peepers could not find Holly!! Peepers sad...so now he go look up Asian Porn!! Heheh!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 28--Peepers' Wet Dream

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 30, 2007

Peepers have good dream about Angelina Jolie!

"So early this morning, while Peepers sleep, he have sexy wet dream about Angelina Jolie!!! Peepers remember he was so excited because he have Angelina all to himself in bedroom, and Angelina was totally naked!!! Peepers get behind her and do all sorts of things to the wonderful naked body of Angelina, but before he could fully consummate his desires, someone interrupt!! Peepers remember the interruption happen three times...he not remember who interrupt the first 2 times, but the last time William Shatner was the cause!!! Peepers not know why the old captain of a model spaceship show up in his dream with a suntanned face, but Peepers remember being a little upset! So naked Angelina never get to fully experience the total ecstacy Peepers could have given her. SIGH! After dreaming, Peepers wake up and perform ceremony for Angelina, and think about what might have been if not for stupid show about space ship!"

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Classic Inkstains 4

Classic Inkstains 4--Vending Machine Lottery

"Vending Machine Lottery" was the first stand-alone episode of Inkstains. This episode documented a real life situation (the generous vending machine) in traditional journal comic format, with no storyline spinning out of it. It stands in sharp contrast to current episodes, which are story-driven.

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Classic Pitt Report 27--Hot Pissed Off Girl and Her Ugly Daddy

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 23, 2007

Girl is pissed off, but hot!

"So this afternoon, when Peepers was on his way in (Yes, even Peepers have to go out and get supplies...and porno mags sometimes hehe)he see hot girl from across hall who has been staying with her grandmother. Girl not look too hot at moment because she was pissed off about something and smoking a cigarette. Peepers quickly go inside and look out window and see hot pissed off chick arguing with what looked like her daddy. Girl was hot, and Peepers still enjoyed looking at her even though she was pissed off, but Peepers didn't enjoy looking at her father, who was butt-ugly! He was trying to get daughter to calm down, but she just get more pissed off! Peepers think she lack something. Peepers think he can deliver what she needs if she just come over and let Peepers inspect her heheh!!! Peepers would probe every inch of girl until she feel better!"

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Classic Pitt Report 26--St. Patrick's Day Score

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 18, 2007

Artist's Rendition of the Girl Peepers Met!

By Joshua Dyson

"So yesterday, Peepers go down to River Street to see all the hot chicks!! Peepers take sign that say "Show Your Boobies," and got to see lots of hot breasts! Peepers meet one girl and buy her drink. She seem to like Peepers very much, so Peepers take her home with him so he could further examine her nice boobs! After lifting up her shirt again, in privacy of Peepers' apartment, Peepers notice something wrong. When she ask what, Peepers say the only thing that was wrong was that Peepers tongue not yet licking girl's breasts! She like idea very much, so Peepers give her thorough "tongue lashing!" After that, Peepers do other things with girl, and then she stay in Peepers' bed for night. Peepers woke up during night though, when girl snore too loudly. Peepers then go lay on couch. This morning, girl wake up wanting to "cuddle." Peepers not understand this term. Did girl think that this was "Snuggle" fabric softener commercial, and Peepers some minature teddy bear she can hold? Peepers think girl nuts, and then give her her clothes and send her on her way! Heheh!! Peepers not have time for cuddle! Hehehe"

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Classic Pitt Report 25--7 Becomes 6

"Today we stand at a pivotal point in the direction of the future. 6 people momentarily became 7, only to return to 6. One of the 6 now stands poised to affect the outcome of everything. As the beast once more sits on its throne, will contained insanity reign, or will it not? As the green curtain falls away into the earth, and creatures rise from confusion, next week is sure to be interesting. If contained insanity reigns, then surely there will come a GREAT DIGRESSION, and the beast and it's masters will surely pay for all it has done...in divedends. So swears Trodemus, Prophet of Doom!!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 24--Peepers on St. Patrick's Day!

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 16, 2007


Broughton Street, St. Patty's Day 2007. Peepers
not see much boobies here so he head down to
River Street, where he find lots!

"Peepers is very very very very very very very EXCITED about tomorrow because tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, and Peepers living in city where one of biggest St. Patty's Day Celebrations held!!! Right here in Savannah, Georgia, on infamous River Street, there will be lots of drinking (which cool though Peepers interested in other things) and whole lot of hot chicks flashing their boobs to everyone!! Peepers making sign that say "Flash your boobs" and Peepers take camera to get shots of as many hot chick's boobs as possible!! Peepers also stock up on lots of beads to throw at the ladies!! Peepers getting so excited about boobies, he can hardly sit down hehe!! So Happy Boobie Day...St. Patty's Day!!! Heheheh!! Happy Peeping!!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 23--Tattoo Chick...More Thoughts on Her

Peepers think dog poop too much, but it good
because Peepers get to see Tattoo Chick often!

"So Peepers see hot tattoo chick again...who walks her dog behind apartment building to poop like 30 times a day! Peepers not like dog, but girl is hot! Peepers watch her body closely as she walk back into her building! Hehe. In other news, he/she not come outside when Peepers do his own manly work on his vehicle (had to change tire and headlight) so Peepers think he/she feel emasculated. He/She should feel such since it have no facial or arm hair and must have once been woman!"

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Classic Pitt Report 22--Outcome of all Current Prophecies

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 15, 2007


Who are the "7 Individuals?"

"OVER THE PAST FEW DAYS, I HAVE SEEN MUCH ABOUT THE OUTCOME OF ALL MY RECENT PROPHECIES OF CURRENT EVENTS DEALING WITH THAT GROUP OF 7 INDIVIDUALS. NOW I SHALL SHARE IT WITH YOU HERE....
WOE, EVEN AS THE GREEN COLORS GROW BRIGHT ON THE RIVER, A BLACKNESS DARKER THAN MY CLOAK FORMS AS THE BEAST RETURNS TO ITS THRONE. THE BEAST RETURNS ON MONDAY.
THE ONE OF THE 7 WHO WAS GONE HAS NOW ALSO RETURNED, AND HAS SHARED THE FRUITS OF ITS JOURNEY, IN THE FORM OF DARK SWEETNESS AND STUPOR.
THE ONE FROM THE NORTH STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF TWO PATHS, OF WHICH THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE OUTCOME. 6 PEOPLE GATHER AT THE CENTER WITH HIM, AND HOLD THE POWER TO PUSH HIM IN EITHER DIRECTION.
THE ONE WHO HOLDS THE STARS LOOKS AT THE PAPERS OF A MADMAN, AND SEES THE EXCITEMENT IN THEM.
THE ONE WHO WOULD LEAD GROWS CONTINUALLY MORE NUMB WITH HIS POSITION.
THE ONE WHO HAS NO NAME ACTS PRETENTIOUS, BUT CANNOT TRULY FIND JOY IN IT.
THE ONE WHO WOULD SOON BE JOINED TO ANOTHER SEEMS TO BE ONE OF THE FEW THAT ACTUALLY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THINGS.
THE ONE WHO LIVES UPSTAIRS SAYS HELLO AND ACTUALLY MAY BE THE NEXT.
THAT IS ALL FOR NOW."

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Classic Inkstains 3

The first appearance of Barney, the Drunken Screenprinter!

Classic Inkstains 3--Barney, the Drunk Screenprinter

Note: This is the original version. I kinda screwed up by having Barney say he was "stoned." I meant that he was "stone drunk" and not high off of something else. I would later change this line to read, "...I'm plastered!"
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Classic Pitt Report 21--Hot Tattooed Girl

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 15, 2007


Hot Tattooed Chick Walking Dog as viewed
from Peepers' window!

"So Peepers was in his apartment the other day, when he hear girl talking outside Peeper's window, between Peepers' building and the next. Peepers look out window and see hot tattooed girl walking dog outside. Peepers get excited, and really thought her tattoo was cool! But girls' body was much cooler than what printed on it! hehehe!! So tonight, Peepers take off all his clothes and think about girl, then as he grow full, he then perform wonderful ceremony of release! HEHEHEHE!!!"

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Today's photo courtesy of Mr. Peepers!

Classic Pitt Report 20--The Purple Bird

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 11, 2007


Doom sees...a Purple Bird?

"TONIGHT THE PROPHET HAS SEEN A MYSTERIOUS IMAGE ON THE HORIZION. OUT A SMALL HOUSE FLIES THE PURPLE BIRD. THE PURPLE BIRD SEEMS TO REPRESENT WHAT IS TO COME, AND IT SEEMS TIED IN WITH A DESTINATION. THE PURPLE BIRD IS ALSO SEEN ON A STREET, WALKING LIKE A MAN! I SEE A SPECIFIC DATE SOMETIME IN APRIL, WHEN THIS BIRD SHALL COME FORTH AND PARADE AROUND BEFORE MANY. BEWARE THE PURPLE BIRD, FOR IT SYMBOLIZES THE DEATH OF THE 7!!"

Check back here on Monday, December 27, 2010, as I interview the Prophet of Doom, and get to him to reveal--for the first time ever--the meaning of these prophecies!

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Classic Pitt Report 19--Watching Borat

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 8, 2007


Peepers Leaving Movie Theater!

"So Peepers do today's journal entry! After breaking his Peeping device (Peepers got too excited and drop it out the window), Peepers have to go back to other forms of entertainment...or normal peeping. Bored with normal peeping, Peepers go rent movie called Borat, which a friend told Peepers had Pamela Anderson in it! So Peepers go and rent the movie, even though picture of Ugly foreign man on cover make Peepers have second thoughts about renting it! Peepers know hot chick in movie though, and he not pass that up! Peepers ask Trodemus if he want to watch with Peepers, but he too busy looking at funny paint drying on wall. So Peepers go to his room and close door so he can have alone time with Pamela hehe!! Peepers watch movie and see very little hot chicks, and was very disappointed until he see a few brief views of Pamela Anderson and other hot chick in the extras where they spoof Baywatch. As soon as Peepers see that they were going to show naked scene with one skinny man and one fat man, Peepers quickly speed up dvd! He not want to see disgusting naked men wrestling!! Peepers throw up in his mouth just thinking about it! Where were the naked hot chicks? Peepers not get enough action, so he have to go and watch other movies from his private collection hehe!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 18--Prophecy of the D-heheh!!!

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 7, 2007


Peepers & Doom together!

"Tonight the Prophet must speak of one of the signs of what is to come. Earlier today a statement was made that hinted at what is to come, but those in earshot did not fully comprehend what was taking pla--"

"Hehehe!! Peepers back now!! Peepers think that most of you reading Peepers blog now bored by all Trodemus tired ramblings! Peepers think it time to have fun again!! Peepers let Trodemus use this space because it important that he do, but Peepers never say he give up space completely hehe!!! So from now on, Peepers interrupt Trodemus whenever he feel like it to tell readers what really excites them! Exciting stories about big boobs!! Peepers very excited by that!! Today Peepers use his special peeping device to look at hot chick two buildings down, who have big breasts!! Peepers amazed at the sight and had to go and perform cermony in bathroom!!"

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