Monday, December 20, 2010

Classic Pitt Report 34--Shaken Up

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 4, 2007


Peepers try to forget about Trodemus'
claims by peeping on girl!

"Peepers so shaken up! Even while sitting naked in a chair and watching sexy lady from apartment next door, Peepers cannot relax! Peepers know he used condom with that girl and there no way he impregnate her! All he did was lick girl's breasts, then have intercourse with her. Wait...what if condom had small tear in it? What if girl put it there so Peepers give her baby?!? Peepers worried now! Peepers think since Prophet know so much about this, then maybe he and girl conspire to do this! Prophet want to undermine Peepers' authority on this site! He think that by affecting the outcome of things, people really believe prophecies he make!! Peepers not like him very much now!! Peepers not take any more trash talk from rag-wearing Ms. Cleo reject Trodemus!!! Peepers remember something: Ms. Cleo once revealed to be man hehehehheeh...disgusting but funny heheheheh!

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