Originally posted on my first blog, on April 3, 2007
Trodemus has seen the son and future
wife of Peepers!
"SO, AFTER A LONG HIATUS, TRODEMUS, PROPHET OF DOOM, HAS A SERIES OF NEW PREDICTIONS FOR A CERTAIN INDIVIDUAL! THIS TIME, THE PROPHET HAS PREDICTIONS FOR MR. PEEPERS HIMSELF! THE PROPHET HAS SEEN THE PAST (FOR A CHANGE) AND NOW KNOWS THAT PEEPER'S PAST ACTIONS WILL LEAD HIM TO A FUTURE WHERE HE MUST ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITIES FOR HIS ACTIONS!! TRODEMUS KNOWS WHAT PEEPERS DID ON ST. PATRICKS DAY, AND HOW HE TOUCHED THE BREASTS AND MADE LOVE TO A STRANGE WOMAN HE MET ON RIVER STREET. THE PROPHET HAS SEEN THAT OUT OF THIS UNHOLY UNION SHALL BE BORN....
A SON
AND THE SON OF PEEPERS AND HIS MOTHER COMES TO CLAIM THEIR RIGHTFUL PLACE IN THE LIFE OF PEEPERS! THE SON SHALL HAVE A FATHER AND THE WIFE SHALL HAVE A HUSBAND (ALBEIT A REALLY STRANGE-LOOKING ONE)! AND PEEPERS SHALL LOVE HIS WIFE AGAIN AND THERE WILL BE MORE CHILDREN!! PEEPERS AND HIS PROMISCOUS WIFE SHALL MAKE LOVE LIKE RABBITS, AND PEEPERS' SEED WILL BE SPREAD AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE! MAY GOD HELP US ALL!"
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