Peepers Leaving Movie Theater!
"So Peepers do today's journal entry! After breaking his Peeping device (Peepers got too excited and drop it out the window), Peepers have to go back to other forms of entertainment...or normal peeping. Bored with normal peeping, Peepers go rent movie called Borat, which a friend told Peepers had Pamela Anderson in it! So Peepers go and rent the movie, even though picture of Ugly foreign man on cover make Peepers have second thoughts about renting it! Peepers know hot chick in movie though, and he not pass that up! Peepers ask Trodemus if he want to watch with Peepers, but he too busy looking at funny paint drying on wall. So Peepers go to his room and close door so he can have alone time with Pamela hehe!! Peepers watch movie and see very little hot chicks, and was very disappointed until he see a few brief views of Pamela Anderson and other hot chick in the extras where they spoof Baywatch. As soon as Peepers see that they were going to show naked scene with one skinny man and one fat man, Peepers quickly speed up dvd! He not want to see disgusting naked men wrestling!! Peepers throw up in his mouth just thinking about it! Where were the naked hot chicks? Peepers not get enough action, so he have to go and watch other movies from his private collection hehe!!"
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