Friday, December 24, 2010

Classic Pitt Report 38--What's Her Name?

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 5, 2007


Peepers decides to not worry so much about girl!

"So today Peepers sit in bedroom and think about possibly broke condom that allow Peepers to impregnate girl. Peepers think really hard, but he still not remember girl's name! He do remember she had nice boobs though! Well, this not help Peepers any, so Peepers look at porn magazine and perform ceremony a couple times until he feel better. Peepers decide that if girl pregnant, she will turn up soon enough, to give Peepers parternity test on Jerry Springer show! So Peepers not too worried. Maybe Peepers go find another lady this weekend and do same thing...only this time Peepers inspect to make sure condom new and in good shape!!"

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