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| Screenface! |
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) 2015 Joshua Dyson. The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead,
is purely coincidental
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
Classic Pitt Report 156--In Gaymerica's Office
Originally posted on my first blog, on June 5, 2009
New Ink Pitt--Face the Gaytion pt. 8 of 12: Screenface and Trostelus in the Manly Man’s Presidential Office
King Trostelus and Screenface showed up today, outside of Manly Man’s presidential campaign office. He had called his two running mates there, but had not yet told them the details. Screenface and Trostelus went back and forth arguing about who would rule the new Ink Pitt. Finally, Manly Man peeked his head out from the bathroom door and told them to hold on because he was helping Billy G. in the bathroom. Of course, Manly Man was once again checking out his campaign manager, taking advantage of his presence. Screenface and Trostelus got angry with Manly Man because he was wasting their time. Manly Man finally told them why he had asked them there. He said that on Monday, they had better be ready because they would have to give speeches that would challenge the one that he had already written for himself! So it’s the Presidential Speech Showdown this Monday in the Ink Pitt!
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) 2015 Joshua Dyson. The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead,
is purely coincidental
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) 2015 Joshua Dyson. The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead,
is purely coincidental
Monday, February 2, 2015
Classic Pitt Report 155--Presidential Posturing
Originally posted on my first blog, on June 4, 2009
New Ink Pitt--Face the Gaytion pt. 7 of 12: Billy G. Hydrick’s Presidential Posturing
The show began with Billy G. Hydrick on all fours, trying to find a missing contact lens for the Manly Man Gaymerica. Manly Man kept saying it was down on the floor and told Billy G. which way to crawl to find it. Finally, after admiring Billy G’s upturned butt and taking several pictures of it, Manly Man then said that he found the contact and it was already in his eye! Billy G. remarked that this was the best job he’d ever had, even though he couldn’t remember ever having one before this. However, Billy G. said he felt a bit bored because he wanted to do some real work. Manly Man had just the thing for Billy G, telling him to put on a George W. Bush mask he had for him. Manly Man wanted Billy G. to pose as George W. Bush and make a public statement about how the former president supported the Manly Man. After being a bit unsure about doing it since he felt it was lying, Billy G finally agreed to the idea. Manly Man then fed him what to say as he filmed it. Manly Man then told Billy G thanks, and that he would be in his private office watching the tape (and probably getting off to Billy G).
Show 2 (Shit Pitt) Timeslide pt. 4 of 12: Rosewood Cowboy Rescues Hands of Time
The Hands of Time was in a serious jam today. On the run from the new demonic Steve Spurrier and Carnastas the clown, he had finally reached a dead end. Spurrier and Carnastas had him trapped. They were already eating his trademark hat, and hungry for more. Steve Spurrier mentioned how tasty the Hands of Time’s calves looked. They reminded him of a football player’s legs. Just when they were about to devour the powerless Hands of Time, law and order stepped in to stop them. It was none other than the Rosewood Cowboy. He held out his shiny pistol and pointed it straight at the two creatures. He told them that if they tried anything that he was going to pump them full of lead. Carnastas and Spurrier backed away and then ran off, vowing to get them eventually. The cowboy helped Hands of Time to his feet and told him what had been happening in the six months he’s been absent from the Shit Pitt. It seems that Shithead has taken total control and Carnastas and Spurrier are his minions. The cowboy then asked Hands of Time if he knew how to ride a horse. The cowboy’s horse, Snigger, was nearby and they would use him as transportation.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) 2015 Joshua Dyson. The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead,
is purely coincidental
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| Billy G likes his new job! |
The show began with Billy G. Hydrick on all fours, trying to find a missing contact lens for the Manly Man Gaymerica. Manly Man kept saying it was down on the floor and told Billy G. which way to crawl to find it. Finally, after admiring Billy G’s upturned butt and taking several pictures of it, Manly Man then said that he found the contact and it was already in his eye! Billy G. remarked that this was the best job he’d ever had, even though he couldn’t remember ever having one before this. However, Billy G. said he felt a bit bored because he wanted to do some real work. Manly Man had just the thing for Billy G, telling him to put on a George W. Bush mask he had for him. Manly Man wanted Billy G. to pose as George W. Bush and make a public statement about how the former president supported the Manly Man. After being a bit unsure about doing it since he felt it was lying, Billy G finally agreed to the idea. Manly Man then fed him what to say as he filmed it. Manly Man then told Billy G thanks, and that he would be in his private office watching the tape (and probably getting off to Billy G).
Show 2 (Shit Pitt) Timeslide pt. 4 of 12: Rosewood Cowboy Rescues Hands of Time
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| Rosewood Cowboy saves the day! |
The Hands of Time was in a serious jam today. On the run from the new demonic Steve Spurrier and Carnastas the clown, he had finally reached a dead end. Spurrier and Carnastas had him trapped. They were already eating his trademark hat, and hungry for more. Steve Spurrier mentioned how tasty the Hands of Time’s calves looked. They reminded him of a football player’s legs. Just when they were about to devour the powerless Hands of Time, law and order stepped in to stop them. It was none other than the Rosewood Cowboy. He held out his shiny pistol and pointed it straight at the two creatures. He told them that if they tried anything that he was going to pump them full of lead. Carnastas and Spurrier backed away and then ran off, vowing to get them eventually. The cowboy helped Hands of Time to his feet and told him what had been happening in the six months he’s been absent from the Shit Pitt. It seems that Shithead has taken total control and Carnastas and Spurrier are his minions. The cowboy then asked Hands of Time if he knew how to ride a horse. The cowboy’s horse, Snigger, was nearby and they would use him as transportation.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) 2015 Joshua Dyson. The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead,
is purely coincidental
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