Originally presented on my first blog, on April 1, 2007
Old Lady Scares Peepers!
"Today was April 1st, so Peepers have to go down to rental office and pay this month's rent. Old lady who work weekends was there. She usually nice, but sometimes acts like she on drugs. Peepers not usually get freaked out, but old lady would finish a sentence then stare at Peepers blankly for 30 seconds to a minute, not saying anything. Peepers not like it when people stare at him. It make Peepers feel....uncomfortable. Peepers try to keep conversation going, but creepy old lady kept quiet and not offer anything for Peepers to talk about. Peepers hope old lady not want Peepers looking at her! Peepers would NOT , under any circumstances, want to spy on old lady as she shower in the nude. She probably have saggy old lady boobs and worn out hairy pubic area! Peepers not like that at all!! Peepers feel nauseous thinking about it! UGH!!"
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