Classic Pitt Report 26--St. Patrick's Day Score

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 18, 2007

Artist's Rendition of the Girl Peepers Met!

By Joshua Dyson

"So yesterday, Peepers go down to River Street to see all the hot chicks!! Peepers take sign that say "Show Your Boobies," and got to see lots of hot breasts! Peepers meet one girl and buy her drink. She seem to like Peepers very much, so Peepers take her home with him so he could further examine her nice boobs! After lifting up her shirt again, in privacy of Peepers' apartment, Peepers notice something wrong. When she ask what, Peepers say the only thing that was wrong was that Peepers tongue not yet licking girl's breasts! She like idea very much, so Peepers give her thorough "tongue lashing!" After that, Peepers do other things with girl, and then she stay in Peepers' bed for night. Peepers woke up during night though, when girl snore too loudly. Peepers then go lay on couch. This morning, girl wake up wanting to "cuddle." Peepers not understand this term. Did girl think that this was "Snuggle" fabric softener commercial, and Peepers some minature teddy bear she can hold? Peepers think girl nuts, and then give her her clothes and send her on her way! Heheh!! Peepers not have time for cuddle! Hehehe"

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Classic Pitt Report 24--Peepers on St. Patrick's Day!

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 16, 2007


Broughton Street, St. Patty's Day 2007. Peepers
not see much boobies here so he head down to
River Street, where he find lots!

"Peepers is very very very very very very very EXCITED about tomorrow because tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, and Peepers living in city where one of biggest St. Patty's Day Celebrations held!!! Right here in Savannah, Georgia, on infamous River Street, there will be lots of drinking (which cool though Peepers interested in other things) and whole lot of hot chicks flashing their boobs to everyone!! Peepers making sign that say "Flash your boobs" and Peepers take camera to get shots of as many hot chick's boobs as possible!! Peepers also stock up on lots of beads to throw at the ladies!! Peepers getting so excited about boobies, he can hardly sit down hehe!! So Happy Boobie Day...St. Patty's Day!!! Heheheh!! Happy Peeping!!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 22--Outcome of all Current Prophecies

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 15, 2007


Who are the "7 Individuals?"

"OVER THE PAST FEW DAYS, I HAVE SEEN MUCH ABOUT THE OUTCOME OF ALL MY RECENT PROPHECIES OF CURRENT EVENTS DEALING WITH THAT GROUP OF 7 INDIVIDUALS. NOW I SHALL SHARE IT WITH YOU HERE....
WOE, EVEN AS THE GREEN COLORS GROW BRIGHT ON THE RIVER, A BLACKNESS DARKER THAN MY CLOAK FORMS AS THE BEAST RETURNS TO ITS THRONE. THE BEAST RETURNS ON MONDAY.
THE ONE OF THE 7 WHO WAS GONE HAS NOW ALSO RETURNED, AND HAS SHARED THE FRUITS OF ITS JOURNEY, IN THE FORM OF DARK SWEETNESS AND STUPOR.
THE ONE FROM THE NORTH STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF TWO PATHS, OF WHICH THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE OUTCOME. 6 PEOPLE GATHER AT THE CENTER WITH HIM, AND HOLD THE POWER TO PUSH HIM IN EITHER DIRECTION.
THE ONE WHO HOLDS THE STARS LOOKS AT THE PAPERS OF A MADMAN, AND SEES THE EXCITEMENT IN THEM.
THE ONE WHO WOULD LEAD GROWS CONTINUALLY MORE NUMB WITH HIS POSITION.
THE ONE WHO HAS NO NAME ACTS PRETENTIOUS, BUT CANNOT TRULY FIND JOY IN IT.
THE ONE WHO WOULD SOON BE JOINED TO ANOTHER SEEMS TO BE ONE OF THE FEW THAT ACTUALLY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THINGS.
THE ONE WHO LIVES UPSTAIRS SAYS HELLO AND ACTUALLY MAY BE THE NEXT.
THAT IS ALL FOR NOW."

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(C) Copyright 2010 Joshua Dyson