|President Manly Man!|
Saturday, June 20, 9 A.M.
“Oh my goodness! It feels so great to have been voted into the office of the presidency. I want to say thanks to all my gay and non-gay friends who chose me as their leader! You did the right thing, because with me in office, the New Pitt will truly have to “Face the Gaytion,” and accept gays like everyone else! This little Man Princess is not going to rest on a nice hard weenie though--he is going to make some serious changes for the better in the New Ink Pitt! However, first things first. I have to compose my inaugural speech so that everyone will know who--I mean what I’m going to do! So I will get started right now!”
Saturday, June 20, 8 P.M.
“Ok, so I spent all morning drafting up a wonderful speech for my inauguration! I was so excited that I took Billy G. out on the town! He told me about some places that his brother, trucker Wilbur Hydrick, used to go. He said I would like this one truckstop on the edge of town. The weird thing about this New Ink Pitt is that it’s a parallel universe that has everything the old Ink Pitt did. So the truck stop was right where Billy G. remembered it. He took me to the men’s room, and I got really excited! I thought Billy G. and I were gonna do it right there! Oh my goodness…my weenie was all hard! But Billy G. pointed me to one stall and then left. There was a hole in the wall--a glory hole!! I got so excited, and waited for something to come through the hole. I was all tingly in my toes and started touching myself! A few moments later, a big ole weenie came through! It was a weenie fitting for a president for sure! But if George W. or Billy Clinton, or “I’m so Black Obama were there, they wouldn’t get any of that weenie---no siree! This one was ALL for President Manly Man! I got down on my knees and took care of that weenie! Then some more weenies came through and I got some more action! It was a good night, and this little Man Princess was feeling nice as spice!”
Sunday June 21, 2009
“So today I got up, and felt really good. I slid naked out of bed and went over and smelled my presidential petunias. I then went to my living room and watched video of Billy G. bending over and doing other stuff I made him do. I sure do love a man with a mullet and a southern accent! MMMM if he would just come around and be gay! Finished refining my speech today for my presidential inauguration. So now I’m all ready for my infuc--I mean induction into office! It will be a great day! I will be joining the likes of Abey Lincoln and Georgie Washington---ooooo those were some sexy men hehe! I once jacked off to Washington’s face on the dollar bill hehe!”
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