Originally posted on my first blog, on April 4, 2007
Trodemus says Peepers will Cuddle!
"AS I GAZE INTO THE CRYSTAL CONTROL TOP THAT ONCE CONTAINED WOMENS' PANTY HOSE, I SEE THAT YES, ALL THE PROPHECIES I HAVE MADE ABOUT PEEPERS ARE TRUE! THE WOMAN PEEPERS KNOCKED UP WILL GIVE BIRTH IN NINE MONTHS!! THE BABY SHALL COME FORTH...IN...IN... A HOSPITAL!! YES IN A HOSPITAL!! AND THERE SHALL BE IN THE ROOM WITH HER...DOCTORS!! AND ALSO THERE SHALL BE ...NURSES! AND PEEPERS SHALL TRY TO ABANDON THEM, BUT WOMAN SHALL SEDUCE PEEPERS WITH HER NAKED BODY (ONCE SHE HAS LOST ALL HER PREGNANCY WEIGHT) AND PEEPERS SHALL ONCE MORE BE TAKEN IN BY HIS UNCONTROLLABLE LUST! AND HE SHALL HAVE SEX WITH WOMAN AGAIN, AND THIS TIME...THIS TIME...PEEPERS WILL HAVE TO CUDDLE! YES, HE SHALL BE EMASCULATED BY WOMAN AND HAVE TO CUDDLE BEFORE HER WOMANLY WONDERS!! PEEPERS SHALL BE LIKE A SLAVE AND SHALL NO MORE HAVE TOTAL CONTROL OVER HIS DESTINY!! PEEPERS WILL HAVE TO GET A JOB, AND SUPPORT HIS FAMILY....AND THE PROPHET SHALL TAKE CONTROL OF HIS SPACE!!!"
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