Thursday, May 22, 2014

Classic Pitt Report 151

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 29, 2009

New Ink Pitt: Psychic Parlor Property Rights pt 6 of 6: Seance and Solution
Trodemus performs a seance!
After agreeing to the seance, Blacktoes came to watch Doom attempt to get in contact with the Indian Spirits. Doom played around at first and pretended that he saw Kevin Costner from Dances with Wolves. Blacktoes told him to get serious. Doom then got in touch with the many Indian Spirits present in the land upon which the psychic parlor now rests. Doom told them of his plight and asked for their answer to the situation. Doom didn't want to move, but he wanted rid of Blacktoes. The spirits' answer was quite suprising, but was perhaps the best compromise. The spirits told Doom that he should give half of the psychic parlor to Blacktoes so he could open an Indian gambling casino! So Doom reluctantly agreed, keeping Blacktoes, and the spirits, happy.

All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) 2014 Joshua Dyson.  The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead,
 is purely coincidental

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Classic Pitt Report 150

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 28, 2009

Trodemus & Chief Blacktoes
reach an agreement!
New Ink Pitt: Psychic Parlor Property Rights pt 5 of 6: Seance Stalemate
Black Doom was all ready today to perform a seance to remove the souls of the dead indians from the land upon which the psychic parlor rests, and all he needed was a handshake of agreement from Chief Blacktoes. Doom's hopes were dashed however, as Stardust appeared and broke Doom's mind control of Chief Blacktoes. With Blacktoes once more himself, he would never allow Doom to remove the spirits of his fellow indians from their burial ground. Blacktoes said he would not leave the grounds until his people were properly respected. So the whole thing was left unresolved, with Doom and Blacktoes at a stalemate.

After the show:
Doom has reached a more satisfying comprimise with Chief Blacktoes that will allow them both peace in the matter of the psychic parlor property rights. Doom will still perform a seance that will allow communication with the spirits of the dead indians, but instead of exorcising them, he will appeal to them for their blessing on the Psychic Parlor. Blacktoes has agreed to this, accepting the fact that Doom has been given the Psychic Parlor as his home by Stardust.

All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) 2014 Joshua Dyson.  The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead,
 is purely coincidental

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Classic Pitt Report 149

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 27, 2009

Trodemus Prank Calls
Blacktoes with a KFC
order!
New Ink Pitt: Psychic Parlor Property Rights pt 4 of 6: Doom's Prank Call 
The Prophet of Doom said that he was going to fight Chief Blacktoes in the Psychic Space today, but first, he had to distract him. Doom cursed because Stardust had come by and given Blacktoes cable, internet, and phone service. All he had given Doom was phone service, which he was about to use. Doom decided he'd prank call Blacktoes to get his mind off of anything psychic. Doom called Blacktoes and pretended that he thought he was calling KFC. Doom ordered some Kentucky Grilled Chicken and pretended to get mad when Blacktoes didn't know what he was talking about. He then hung up and entered the mental dimension of the psychic space. He tried to make Blacktoes disgusted by filling his mind with images of Belinda again. Blacktoes retaliated by filling Doom's mind with naked images of cowboys such as John Wayne, The Lone Ranger, and those guys from Bonanza. It was too much for Doom, who finally reached a comprimise. With his psychic abilities, he will perform a seance to put the Indian souls buried at the psychic parlor to rest.

All characters, stories, photos, and performances are (C) 2014 Joshua Dyson
The characters portrayed in this work are fictitious.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Classic Pitt Report 148

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 22, 2009

(New Ink Pitt) Psychic Parlor Property Rights pt 3 of 6:  Doom vs Blacktoes
Doom met Blacktoes outside his new Psychic Parlor today, ready to, for the first time ever, pit his dark psychic power against Blacktoes' Indian magic. First Doom tried to disgust Blacktoes with images of what he sees, tastes, and smells when he's with his fat girlfriend, Belinda. He used this trick on Officer Bates a while back when he and Pizazz were on the run. It worked very well on Bates, who was totally disgusted to the point of nearly throwing up. There really was no effect however, on Blacktoes, who remarked that all he has to do is conjure up images of his lady love, Sunny Big Breasts, perhaps the hottest woman to ever grace the Ink/Shit Pitts. Blacktoes said he was comfortable in the fact that Sunny was his wife, and that Doom would never have a hot woman like her. Doom got angry, and seemed unable to defeat Blacktoes. Doom even tried to snuff out Blacktoes' campfire near his teepee, only to catch his cowl on fire! Things basically ended with the two reaching a stalemate for the time being.

All characters, stories, photos, and performances are (C) 2014 Joshua Dyson
The characters portrayed in this work are fictitious.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental