Interview with Trodemus -- Savannah Prophecies pt. 6 of 10

Continued from Monday January 24, 2011

The meaning of this sign, posted back in

2007, will finally be revealed!

Last time, Trodemus finally agreed to talk about his second job in Savannah as a yes man and how it relates to his infamous 2007 prophecies!

Trodemus: So now, Trodemus will speak for the first-time ever on what compelled him to write the Savannah prophecies, and why! Prepare yourself, Josh, for the revelation of such mysteries does not fall easily on untrained ears!

Mr. Peeepers: Hehehe Peepers think Trodemus and his cloak full of hot air!

Trodemus: Bah! Disturb not the Prophet of Doom, now that he has chosen to speak, Peepers! Josh, forgive Trodemus for his being less than forthcoming on this subject. You have to understand that, during this time of great prosperity for Doom, it is difficult to admit that there was ever a time when he was not successful!

Josh: I gotcha. Your fortune-telling business has been wildly popular this year.

Trodemus: Yes, and that is why the Prophet of Doom now realizes that because of his great success here in the present, sharing his not so successful past with everyone cannot harm him.

Trodemus: Let Trodemus start at the beginning. It is true that after moving to Savannah and rooming with Peepers there, the Prophet of Doom’s fortune-telling business began to fall off! Those living in Savannah seemed more concerned with the past rather than the future! Doom’s attempts to read palms in Forsythe Park and on River Street did make some money from tourists, but it was not enough to pay the bills! Plus, the local authorities kept accosting Doom for not having a business permit!

Trodemus: So Doom found a job in an office. It was known as as Lawrence Reynolds Publications and Trodemus got a position as a graphic designer for Mrs. Judith Reynolds, the daughter of the founder, Lawrence Reynolds himself. Trodemus was singled out from the beginning, due to one thing…

Josh: The fact that you were wearing a hooded cloak in an office?

Trodemus: Ha. Very funny, Josh. No, Trodemus was not allowed to wear his cloak. He had to wear business attire. Doom stood out because, not only was his boss a woman, but so was the entire office!!

Josh: Wow! Lots of office babes, huh?

Trodemus: There were two, yes. The rest, at the time, were not so cute. In fact, it pained Trodemus to look at the others. Very ugly! Yet the two beautiful ones would have made the job delightful, if not for the things Judith Reynolds was about to make the Prophet of Doom do!


Continues next week, Monday February 7, 2011

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Inkstains 11--Kelly & the Trilock

Kelly locks the screens with the trilock and apologizes to Josh?!?

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Classic Pitt Report 64--Stuffing the Cloak

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 18, 2007

"Heheh!! Silly Prophet of Loon run around on track with stupid cloak on!! Peepers wish he could have see that!! Peepers bet you look ridiculous! Train all you want, Prophet, Peepers will just use your cloak to tie you up! Peepers might shove it in Prophet's mouth so he not make any more stupid predictions! Heheh
Oh, in other news, Peepers have juicy gossip about he/she's gf! It seem he/she's gf (that loudmouth bitchy girl) is having affair behind he/she's back!! Girl outside this morning, talking on cellphone very loudly, saying no one can find out about them! Then guy Peepers never seen before come in red mustang and go with girl into apartment. He/she not there because he/she at work. Peepers think he/she should decide to be girl again and give up cheating gf hehe!!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 63--New Pic of Billy G. Hydrick

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 18, 2007

"Well since ah gon be inolved in this here match up 'tween Peepers and the Prophet, ah decided ta go get a new picture taken by a friend of mine down at the groserry store here in mah town. He takes pictures fast! Can get 'um done in about 10 days! Ah don't know anywhere ya can get pictures developed that fast! Well anyway, ah'm going to get mah new picture posted up here soon! Alright ya'll stay safe, and please, please keep them possums outcher britches!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 62--Stares and Grimaces

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 18, 2007

Trodemus practices his grimaces!

"I went out today to prepare for my upcoming battle. I practiced making horrible Prophet of Doom grimaces and stares in the mirror, because I know I will need it to combat Peepers's hypnotic glasses! That's how he beat the "flying man with a funny mask." He hypnotized him into thinking he was naked, and he ran away because he was ashamed! So after practicing my stares and grimaces, I went out and ran (in my cloak) around a track. I scared a few ladies, who thought I looked creepy dressed all in black. They threw stuff at me, and threatened to call the cops, so I got my exercise running away. This happens everytime I go outside in the day! Anyway, Peepers, you better be scared, because the Prophet of Doom is going to bring your doom this Saturday! BWAHAHAHA!!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 61--American Idol and Peepers

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 18, 2007

"Peepers get see Hand Held Mini comic pages today!! They are about to be put together by Josh as I write this! On each page, there is a hottie in swimsuit..some without hehe!! And also on each page, Peepers has pic of himself below hottie and his comment! It like American Idol, only for hot chicks in swimsuits, and Peepers got more sex drive than Simon Cowell, black dude, and Latina woman put together hehehe!! It on sale this Saturday, here for myspace! Just leave me a message here saying you want it, or email Josh directly at awerty7@hotmail! He say it cost $1, so it real cheap!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 60--Smelly Possum Britches

Billy G. Hydrick talks more about being referee for Peepers v.s. Trodemus:

"Whut in tarnation? My Britches smell like possum!! Ah need to go take mah shower for the month!! It's tough being a hunter! Ah gotta find me a referee shirt for the battle this saturday! Oh wait! Ah'm on the air! Sorry ya'll! Ah got a bit caught up in mah possum huntin, and didn't realize ah was bein' inturviewed! Restassured folks, ah'll be there this saturday to see Peepers gets a fair fight with that ole low down sunovagun Trodemus! I tell ya what boys, mr. Hydrick is gon' make sure both ya'll walk that there straight and narrow path!!"

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Interview with Trodemus -- Savannah Prophecies pt. 5 of 10

Continued from Monday January 17, 2011

Light is finally being shed on the

enigmatic 2007 prophecies of Trodemus!

Last time, Mr. Peepers revealed that Trodemus was forced to work a second job in Savannah as a graphic designer and a YES MAN! Trodemus tried to deny the claim, but only got himself in deeper as he revealed that his boss was a WOMAN!

Josh: So Trodemus, you worked as a graphic designer and a yes man for a woman?

Mr. Peepers: Yes, it true, Josh! Just look at guilt on his face! To think, he give Peepers so much trouble about possibly impregnating girl and having to “cuddle before her,” when all along, Trodemus the one who have his balls busted by female slavedriver!

Trodemus: Yes, it’s true. Her name was Judith, and she was my boss!

Mr. Peepers: But you not call her Judith! You call her “Ma’am!”

Josh: Ok, so we’ve gotten some context for what was going on during that time, but how does this all relate to Trodemus’ nutty predictions? I suspect that your yes man job had something do with them. Am I right?

Mr. Peepers: It have EVERYTHING to do with predictions, Josh! You want me to tell, Trodemus?

Trodemus: NO! I’ll do it myself. Trodemus, Prophet of Doom, needs no one to speak for him on this matter! In the style of that old show with Geraldo Rivera, Trodemus says, “now it can be told!”
　
　
Continues next week, Monday January 24, 2011
　

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Inkstains 10--The Print'n Contest Part 2

Barney challenges the Second Person to a Print'n Contest!

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Classic Pitt Report 59--What Ya Gonna do, Prophet?

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 17, 2007

"What ya gonna do, Prophet?!? Peepers have

muscle too!!"

"Peepers not afraid of Prophet of Loon or his stupid preparation for battle! Peepers not see how there will even be a battle at all if Peepers kick Prophet out of apartment! Peepers could do it, but he feel sorry for Prophet and not want him telling hobos their fortunes on street! So Peepers will fight stupid prophet, and prove to him that Peepers is tougher!! Peepers been in scrap before with flying man who wear funny mask...and that was street fight! Peepers come out on top! So how Prophet hope to defeat Peepers? Is he going to fight peepers with stupid plastic crystal control top that had women's panty hose in it? Or is he going to go on with stupid rambling predictions until Peepers bored out of his mind? Peepers not care, because today, Hand Held Hottie mini comic is getting made!! It available here soon for purchase! Peepers think it will be only $1!"

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Classic Pitt Report 58--Preparing for the Battle

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 17, 2007

Doom is getting into shape!

"So while Peepers is playing around with a voice profile thing and making up lies about his origin, I, Trodemus, Prophet of Doom, have been preparing for my inevitable battle with Peepers this Saturday. I have seen the future and I know what is to come! There shall be much higher stakes than what Peeper's expected, because not only will he discover that yes, he did impregnate that woman, and that yes, he has at least one baby Peepers, but should he lose the battle, he wil also have to relinquish control of his blog for a time! The blog will be mine to control and do with as I wish!! So, deal with that, Peepers!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 57--Peepers' Origin

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 16, 2007

Mr. Peepers Origin Revealed?!?

"So today, Peepers decide he tell his origin!! Peepers was born in a little one room shack in South Carolina where he was given comic books by his sister's bf at time. Peepers remember reading comics at a young age, and he like the comic series, X-Men, most of all. He remember reading them and falling in love with comic book women that wore tight spandex! One girl had red hair and wore skin-tight costume that look like she poured into!! Peepers remember spending all afternoon looking at pictures of hot girl superheroine who was named Phoenix II, Rachel Summers, daughter of Jean Grey! He also remember performing some of his first ceremonies over her pictures, which made Peepers feel so much better!! When he get older, Peepers look at sexy comics magazines like Heavy Metal and see all the naked hot chicks that the artists draw and paint in there!! So Peepers grow up like that and then get funny glasses and become Peepers when he move to his own apartment! HAHAHAAHAH PEEPERS LIE!! THAT NOT PEEPERS' ORIGIN, THAT JOSH'S ORIGIN!"

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Classic Pitt Report 56--Snapline Voice Thingy/Boobie Flash Contest

Girl named Anne-Marie send this pic

of Booby bird to be smart! She not

win contest because she not show

her boobies!

"So today, Peepers try out new Snapline voice comment thingy. He put it up on his profile with message requesting girls show Peepers their boobies...Well don't show them on blog, ladies, it's not allowed, but you can email Peepers at ---with your pics!! Peepers offer prize of free mini comic if he chooses your boobs as hottest hehehe"

This girl very bold, and send picture of

boobies to Peepers! Peepers not allowed to

show pic to protect girl, but he have

Josh render her in drawing! This girl became

winner of Boobie Flash Contest!!

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Classic Pitt Report 55--Billy G. Hydrick Speaks

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 14, 2007

Billy G. Hydrick Revealed!

"Well, now that everybody's favorite Prophet of Doom done let the proverbial cat outta the bag, I guess ah'm gon' have ta address mah new fans here on this blog! In case ya'll ain't figured it out yet, mah name is BILLY G. HYDRICK, and ah'm a gonna be the guest referee for the Peepers v.s. Prophet match next weekend! I figured since mah name was already announced, ah might as well roll on inta here and say mah peace. Let me tell ya'll a little 'bout me. Ah'm just a southern good ole boy from the backwoods of South Carolina. Ah like hunting more than making love to mah wife (cuz she's kinda ugly after 8 years a' marriage!). Ah like fried chicken and corn bread, and I like chewing my chewing tobaccy!! Ah said chewing tobbaccy!! Don't ya'll understand Anglish? Anyway, ah'm rolling in next weekend ta give ya'll people a good fair match up 'tween Peepers and the Prophet! Ah'm gon call it right down tah middle, let me tell ya!! Well, ya'll have a good night, and keep ya'll's britches on and there won't be no trouble, y'hear?"

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Interview with Trodemus -- Savannah Prophecies pt. 4 of 10

Continued from Monday January 10, 2011

Trodemus' Secret Prophecies Revealed!

Last time, Mr. Peepers threatened to reveal ALL about the Trodemus Savannah prophecies! It began with the revelation that Trodemus had to get a second job since his fortune-telling business wasn’t doing well in Savannah. Peepers said Trodemus got work as…a YES MAN!

Mr. Peepers: Yes, Trodemus become Yes Man for local office! He sit in front of computer all day and play with pictures on screen and make visual magic with computer programs! Peepers almost envy Trodemus’ ability to make visual magic…if it actually scored hot chicks! But chicks in office not impressed with Trodemus…no, not at all! Trodemus bored with job because it repetitive, and he hate it because he have to finally close his mouth and do what Boss tell him to do!

Josh: So Trodemus worked as a graphic designer?

Mr. Peepers: Peepers not care what fancy words you use to describe it…it still dead-end job where Trodemus have to quell his creativity and sit all day in boredom and be yes man!

Josh: So he was a graphic designer and a yes man too?

Mr. Peepers: Trodemus sit in front of computer screen most of day, but Boss make him get up periodically and run errands. Boss make Trodemus do whatever Boss want! Trodemus get coffee, sweep floor, and move boxes around office. That not why Trodemus was yes man, though!

Josh: How was he a yes man then?

Mr. Peepers: Trodemus become yes man when Boss make him go to meetings and agree with EVERYTHING Boss say! Boss try to make Trodemus look stupid too! Boss make Trodemus sing stupid songs to encourage employees to compete for a higher salary! Boss make Trodemus sing song about “my bonnie lie over ocean” and others! Trodemus become humiliated!

Trodemus: SHUT UP PEEPERS! YOU’RE A LIAR! NONE OF THAT IS TRUE! I was not a y-yes man! Trodemus speaks only for h-himself!

Mr. Peepers: That not what you say when Boss tell you to do something! Trodemus bow down to Boss and say, “Yes Ma’am!”

Trodemus: NO! Shut up! I never said that to her! She--

Josh: Wait a minute! Are you saying that your boss was a woman?

Continues next week, Monday January 24, 2011

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Classic Inkstains 9--The Trouble with Kelly pt. 2

Josh ponders Kelly's sudden outburst of anger towards him.

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Classic Pitt Report 54--Who's Billy G. Hydrick?

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 14, 2007

Who is Billy G. Hydrick?

"Peepers not know exactly who Billy G. Hydrick is either...though he seem to remember some redneck guy from back in the days when Peepers was in Ink Pitt shows named Billy. Maybe it him! Peepers not care about stupid Prophet of Loon and stupid battle or stupid referee. Peepers looking at photos Josh took yesterday of Peepers touching hot chicks! Peepers feel good heheh!!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 53--The Battle

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 14, 2007

Trodemus leaves a clue to who Billy G. Hydrick is!

Ok, so it's no suprise now, but back then the

audience didn't know the character!

"THE BATTLE BETWEEN PEEPERS AND THE PROPHET SHALL TAKE PLACE RIGHT HERE NEXT SATURDAY. THE REFEREE IS SOMEONE...NAMED BILLY G. HYDRICK!! YES, IT SHALL BE THIS PERSON, THOUGH I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HIM. WHO IS THIS BILLY G. HYDRICK? SOUNDS LIKE A REDNECK!"

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Classic Pitt Report 52--Friday the 13th Woes

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 13, 2007

Trodemus looks jealous of all Peepers'

"Hand Held Action" in this photo!

"BEWARE!! IT IS FRIDAY THE 13TH...AND THOUGH PEEPERS HAD A GOOD DAY, IT SHALL NOT BE SO TOMORROW! TOMORROW THE ACTUAL DATE OF OUR CONFRONTATION SHALL BE ANNOUNCED! ALSO, THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE SHALL BE NAMED! AND THE GIRL PEEPERS KNOCKED UP SHALL APPEAR WITH THE OFFSPRING OF PEEPERS AFTER THE BATTLE! WOE UNTO YOU MR PEEPERS!"

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Classic Pitt Report 51--Lucky Friday the 13th!

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 13, 2007

Drawing of Brunette as she appears in

Hand Held Hotties comic!

"So today Friday the 13th, but that not worry Peepers!! Peepers actually get very very lucky today, and he helped Josh with Hand Held Hotties Project!! Two girls were there!! The first was brunette and had really big boobies!! Peepers enjoy touching her while Josh draw us! Josh ask that first Peepers touch girl on stomach while she naked, and to get behind her. Peepers and girl were both in underwear, so our skin touch. It feel good! Peepers know girl could feel Peepers BIG suprise rubbing up against her leg from behind. She not complain either hehe!! Then Josh get Peepers to hold girl's breasts from behind, and Peepers get really excited and start caressing girl's nipples. Girl get a little upset until she start to realize how good Peepers make her feel. Then she get into it and Josh put down his pencil and start taking quick photos for later reference. Peepers only get to second base though. Peepers get her # though, and the offer to go on date with her later hehe!! The second girl not like Peepers! Peepers not like her either...she have small boobs and look like Hillary Skank ...Peepers mean Swank! Peepers not like toothpick-type girls!! Peepers not have any suprise for...BIG or otherwise!"

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Classic Pitt Report 50--Sweaty Hands on Breasts Action

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 12, 2007'

Peepers has hands ready to hold hotties!

"So Peepers getting ready for his hands-on hand held hotties experience tomorrow!!! Josh ask Peepers to come to his studio at 9 in the morning and he promise there be at least 2 girls there for Peepers to put hands on hehe!! Peepers should maybe powder hands with baby powder so they not too sweaty while wrapped around girl's boobs!! Unless girls like sweaty hands touching them hehe!! Peepers got boner thinking about it!! Also, Josh say that he release mini comic of artwork he do and he let Peepers comment inside it!! It will be availabe next week. Peepers think Josh should also make Hand-Held Hotties action figures and have a figure of Peepers and girl. Our figures would have "Sweaty Hands on Breasts" action hehehe!! "

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Interview with Trodemus -- Savannah Prophecies pt. 3 of 10

Continued from Monday January 3, 2011

Peepers knows the meaning of

Trodemus' Prophecies!

Last time, Trodemus, Prophet of Doom was less than forthcoming about what the prophecies he made in Savannah in 2007 were all about. He was at the point of leaving in the middle of the interview, when the godlike Mr. Peepers showed up!

Mr. Peepers: Now Trodemus, Peepers reveal the truth behind your stupid prophecies, line for line! Peepers did not know the meaning of all you wrote before, but now, with his godlike power, Peepers know ALL!

Trodemus: You shut your mouth and close your damn peeping tom eyes! Those prophecies are none of your business and are better left a mystery! Don’t write anything he says down, Josh!

Josh: You know I can’t do that, Trodemus. I came here for anwers. Our blog readers have been waiting a long time for this! Go ahead, Peepers!

Mr. Peepers: Peepers put it all into perspective with one sentence…Trodemus not have much work as fortune teller in Savannah, so he have to find other job to pay his portion of rent! Trodemus no longer magic fortune teller man full-time! He have to humble himself and be one of most pitful things in all existence!

Josh: And what was that?

Mr. Peepers: Trodemus become…YES MAN!!
　

Continues next week, Monday January 17, 2011

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Classic Inkstains 8--Barney and the Second Person

Barney meets the Second Person for the first time, setting the stage for some hilarious action to come!

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Classic Pitt Report 49--Hand Held Hotties

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 11, 2007

Hand Held Hotties Comic Cover!

"Peepers got call from his friend, Josh who say he want Peepers to help out with his new series of drawings. Peepers was excited when he discover what Josh want him to do!! Josh say he need help with series of drawings called the "Hand Held Hotties" series. Each drawing have to have hands holding or touching the bodies of hot chicks!! So Josh say he already hire hot chicks who willing to pose, and that all he needs is some hands!! Josh say he do it himself, but he have to draw chicks, so he unable to fondle...hold them at same time!! Josh consider Peepers first for job since he know how much Peepers love hot chicks!! Hehe!! Peepers so excited he must go have ceremony!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 48--Prophet Sex Line

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 11, 2007

Peepers catch Doom on Sex Line!

"Peepers not know what Prophet of Loon talk about!! He say he call girl that Peepers suppossedly knocked up, but last night when he call, Peepers listen on other line! Prophet call hot local sex line because he lonely!! For the first time, Peepers use another sense besides his eyes! He use his ears to listen in on the Prophet's conversation with a sexy voice on other end of line! Peepers hope it would be hot conversation, but dumb Prophet of Loon start telling lady on other end about her future! Trodemus, you should know girls don't like you talk about future on sex line! You never get laid like that!!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 47--Contacting the Baby's Mama

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 10, 2007

Trodemus calls the Mama!

"TODAY THE PROPHET LOOKED AT WAYS OF PROVING TO PEEPERS THAT WHAT HE PREDICTED IS TRUE. THE PROPHET GOT THE PHONE BOOK AND TRIED TO LOOK UP THE NAME OF THE GIRL THAT HAS BEEN IMPREGNATED BY PEEPERS. I LAUGHED TO MYSELF AS I FOUND HER NUMBER AND BEGAN TO DIAL..."

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Classic Pitt Report 46--Hairy-Chested Peepers

Peepers take more pictures of

hairy chest!

"Peepers get tired of worrying about whether or not girl Peepers spend St. Patty's Day with knocked up or not, and decide to do something fun! Peepers go take pictures of himself and now has new sexy pic! Peepers leave shirt open again and reveal his manly, hairy chest to ladies! Give Peepers comment if you like, ladies!! Peepers look at sexy girls with wet t-shirts on Internet today. One girl was nipply, and Peepers get excited hehe!!"

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Classic Inkstains 7--The Trouble with Kelly pt. 1

Kelly drops her friendliness for the first time and begins to reveal her true colors!

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Interview with Trodemus -- Savannah Prophecies pt. 2 of 10

Continued from Monday December 27, 2010

Trodemus is being difficult!

Trodemus: Josh, the powerful forces Trodemus refers to in that first line are just that! They were powerful forces riding from beyond, and who they are is beyond human understanding!

Joshua Dyson: Well if that was the case, why didn’t the “the world we once knew” become “splintered, shattered, broken in pieces” by these powerful forces?

Trodemus: Speak not to Trodemus in that manner! The powerful forces did come, and the did lay waste to the world…or at least the one I was in!

Joshua Dyson: Ok, I guess that makes sense when you later say that “no more shall the plague of this world torment one individual.” I’m still not buying the forces from beyond being simply that, so could you please elaborate?

Trodemus: There is nothing more! That is all! None shall know the Prophet of Doom’s secrets!

Suddenly, right in the middle of the room, the godlike Mr. Peepers appears!

Joshua Dyson: Mr. Peepers?

Trodemus: Peepers?!?!? What are you doing here?

Mr. Peepers: Peepers here, Trodemus, because he see you, and he see you not tell truth about stupid prophecies you make in our apartment in 2007! Peepers here to set things right, by revealing ALL!

Continues next week, Monday January 10, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 45--Have a Cigar, Peepers

Doom is ready to give the new

daddy a cigar!

"I HAVE SEEN ANOTHER HIDDEN FACT ABOUT PEEPERS...PEEPERS WILL BE FATHER HAHAHAH!! OK, SO HE ALREADY KNOWS THAT...JUST WANTED TO RUB IT IN!!! I HAVE TO GET THE NEW DADDY A CIGAR!! I PREDICT...THAT I WILL GET HIM A CIGAR TOMORROW!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 44--Rachael Ray & Peepers

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 9, 2007

RACHAEL RAY IMAGE NOT AVAILABLE AT THIS TIME
PEEPERS PONDERS---IS RACHAEL RAY BANGABLE?

"So after Trodemus give Peepers hard time yesterday about girl having more than one kid, Peepers was so frantic with worry that he go and watch daytime tv!! Peepers watch Regis and Kelly which quite boring to Peepers. Then he see Rachael Ray show and Peepers get more interested. Peepers watch Rachael, who seem to be heavy girl squeezed into little girl with high waist-belt! She like hourglass, only top and bottom a lot larger than should be for normally-proportion woman! Then, Rachael talk and Peepers not sure if he like or not. She sound obnoxious but at same time, sexy! Peepers then go away and have thoughts about Rachael and wonder if she bangable! After a happy ceremony while thinking of her, Peepers conclude...YES SHE IS!! HEHEEHEH"

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