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| Trodemus performs a seance! |
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) 2014 Joshua Dyson. The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead,
is purely coincidental
Thursday, May 22, 2014
Classic Pitt Report 151
Originally posted on my first blog, on May 29, 2009
New Ink Pitt: Psychic Parlor Property Rights pt 6 of 6: Seance and Solution
After agreeing to the seance, Blacktoes came to watch Doom attempt to get in contact with the Indian Spirits. Doom played around at first and pretended that he saw Kevin Costner from Dances with Wolves. Blacktoes told him to get serious. Doom then got in touch with the many Indian Spirits present in the land upon which the psychic parlor now rests. Doom told them of his plight and asked for their answer to the situation. Doom didn't want to move, but he wanted rid of Blacktoes. The spirits' answer was quite suprising, but was perhaps the best compromise. The spirits told Doom that he should give half of the psychic parlor to Blacktoes so he could open an Indian gambling casino! So Doom reluctantly agreed, keeping Blacktoes, and the spirits, happy.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) 2014 Joshua Dyson. The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead,
is purely coincidental
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) 2014 Joshua Dyson. The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead,
is purely coincidental
Thursday, May 15, 2014
Classic Pitt Report 150
Originally posted on my first blog, on May 28, 2009
New Ink Pitt: Psychic Parlor Property Rights pt 5 of 6: Seance Stalemate
Black Doom was all ready today to perform a seance to remove the souls of the dead indians from the land upon which the psychic parlor rests, and all he needed was a handshake of agreement from Chief Blacktoes. Doom's hopes were dashed however, as Stardust appeared and broke Doom's mind control of Chief Blacktoes. With Blacktoes once more himself, he would never allow Doom to remove the spirits of his fellow indians from their burial ground. Blacktoes said he would not leave the grounds until his people were properly respected. So the whole thing was left unresolved, with Doom and Blacktoes at a stalemate.
After the show:
Doom has reached a more satisfying comprimise with Chief Blacktoes that will allow them both peace in the matter of the psychic parlor property rights. Doom will still perform a seance that will allow communication with the spirits of the dead indians, but instead of exorcising them, he will appeal to them for their blessing on the Psychic Parlor. Blacktoes has agreed to this, accepting the fact that Doom has been given the Psychic Parlor as his home by Stardust.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) 2014 Joshua Dyson. The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead,
is purely coincidental
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| Trodemus & Chief Blacktoes reach an agreement! |
Black Doom was all ready today to perform a seance to remove the souls of the dead indians from the land upon which the psychic parlor rests, and all he needed was a handshake of agreement from Chief Blacktoes. Doom's hopes were dashed however, as Stardust appeared and broke Doom's mind control of Chief Blacktoes. With Blacktoes once more himself, he would never allow Doom to remove the spirits of his fellow indians from their burial ground. Blacktoes said he would not leave the grounds until his people were properly respected. So the whole thing was left unresolved, with Doom and Blacktoes at a stalemate.
After the show:
Doom has reached a more satisfying comprimise with Chief Blacktoes that will allow them both peace in the matter of the psychic parlor property rights. Doom will still perform a seance that will allow communication with the spirits of the dead indians, but instead of exorcising them, he will appeal to them for their blessing on the Psychic Parlor. Blacktoes has agreed to this, accepting the fact that Doom has been given the Psychic Parlor as his home by Stardust.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) 2014 Joshua Dyson. The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead,
is purely coincidental
Thursday, May 8, 2014
Classic Pitt Report 149
Originally posted on my first blog, on May 27, 2009
New Ink Pitt: Psychic Parlor Property Rights pt 4 of 6: Doom's Prank Call
The Prophet of Doom said that he was going to fight Chief Blacktoes in the Psychic Space today, but first, he had to distract him. Doom cursed because Stardust had come by and given Blacktoes cable, internet, and phone service. All he had given Doom was phone service, which he was about to use. Doom decided he'd prank call Blacktoes to get his mind off of anything psychic. Doom called Blacktoes and pretended that he thought he was calling KFC. Doom ordered some Kentucky Grilled Chicken and pretended to get mad when Blacktoes didn't know what he was talking about. He then hung up and entered the mental dimension of the psychic space. He tried to make Blacktoes disgusted by filling his mind with images of Belinda again. Blacktoes retaliated by filling Doom's mind with naked images of cowboys such as John Wayne, The Lone Ranger, and those guys from Bonanza. It was too much for Doom, who finally reached a comprimise. With his psychic abilities, he will perform a seance to put the Indian souls buried at the psychic parlor to rest.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are (C) 2014 Joshua Dyson
The characters portrayed in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
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| Trodemus Prank Calls Blacktoes with a KFC order! |
The Prophet of Doom said that he was going to fight Chief Blacktoes in the Psychic Space today, but first, he had to distract him. Doom cursed because Stardust had come by and given Blacktoes cable, internet, and phone service. All he had given Doom was phone service, which he was about to use. Doom decided he'd prank call Blacktoes to get his mind off of anything psychic. Doom called Blacktoes and pretended that he thought he was calling KFC. Doom ordered some Kentucky Grilled Chicken and pretended to get mad when Blacktoes didn't know what he was talking about. He then hung up and entered the mental dimension of the psychic space. He tried to make Blacktoes disgusted by filling his mind with images of Belinda again. Blacktoes retaliated by filling Doom's mind with naked images of cowboys such as John Wayne, The Lone Ranger, and those guys from Bonanza. It was too much for Doom, who finally reached a comprimise. With his psychic abilities, he will perform a seance to put the Indian souls buried at the psychic parlor to rest.
The characters portrayed in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Thursday, May 1, 2014
Classic Pitt Report 148
Originally posted on my first blog, on May 22, 2009
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are (C) 2014 Joshua Dyson
The characters portrayed in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
(New Ink Pitt) Psychic Parlor Property Rights pt 3 of 6: Doom vs Blacktoes
Doom met Blacktoes outside his new Psychic Parlor today, ready to, for the first time ever, pit his dark psychic power against Blacktoes' Indian magic. First Doom tried to disgust Blacktoes with images of what he sees, tastes, and smells when he's with his fat girlfriend, Belinda. He used this trick on Officer Bates a while back when he and Pizazz were on the run. It worked very well on Bates, who was totally disgusted to the point of nearly throwing up. There really was no effect however, on Blacktoes, who remarked that all he has to do is conjure up images of his lady love, Sunny Big Breasts, perhaps the hottest woman to ever grace the Ink/Shit Pitts. Blacktoes said he was comfortable in the fact that Sunny was his wife, and that Doom would never have a hot woman like her. Doom got angry, and seemed unable to defeat Blacktoes. Doom even tried to snuff out Blacktoes' campfire near his teepee, only to catch his cowl on fire! Things basically ended with the two reaching a stalemate for the time being.All characters, stories, photos, and performances are (C) 2014 Joshua Dyson
The characters portrayed in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Friday, April 25, 2014
Classic Pitt Report 147
Originally posted on my first blog, on May 21, 2009
Show 1 (Inkcast--New Ink Pitt) Face the Gaytion pt. 3 of 12
Manly Man Questions Stardust
Manly Man* pranced around like a lady today, talking about how great it was to be alive and how he loved being gay. The only thing that seemed to rain on his pretty parade was the fact that Screenface doesn't like him. Manly Man said he couldn't understand why Screenface has been avoiding his affection. He said that Screenface should just go ahead and come out of the closet, but if he didn't, Manly Man was going to "cum" inside with him. He said they could then both "cum" together. Suddenly, Stardust appeared, making Manly Manly gush in awe at the Star-Crossed Crossdresser. Stardust was there to see how Manly Man was adjusting to life in the new Ink Pitt. Manly Man said he was getting along just fine, and immediately viewed Stardust as his new gay god, dropping Richard Simmons as the gay deity just like that! Manly Man marveled at Stardust and all his talk about beauty and making others beautiful. He then asked Stardust for help with Screenface. Stardust told Manly Man that he should treat the "beautiful young" Screenface to an Extreme Gay Makeover. Manly Man got all excited, proclaiming what a great idea that was, and ran off to make preparations.
Show 2 (Shitshow--Shit Pitt) Coming of La Luna Guerrero pt. 3 of 6
Ink Avenger Attacked by La Luna Guerrero
Juan Juarez tricked Ink Avenger into coming out today, after calling his mother a whore. Juarez also claimed to have kidnapped a child, which he knew would send the hero running for sure. Ink Avenger did show up, flying in at an astonishing speed, prepared to put some serious 'roid-enraged hurting on Juan Juarez. He was unable to touch Juarez however, as he was suddenly and violently attacked by an unseen force that threw multiple punches at superhuman speeds. Juarez said it was La Luna Guerrero, and that Ink Avenger was about to be defeated. Ink Avenger was left laying on the ground, and when he tried to rise again, he was attacked mentally by this La Luna Guerrero. Guerrero was never seen, and Juarez said it was because he can move so incredibly fast. Juarez left Ink Avenger in a world of pain almost as bad as what he has inflicted on so many others the past months. Has Ink Avenger finally met his match?
*though never identified in this posting, it is assumed that the Manly Man mentioned here is Manly Man Gaymerica, whom the Face the Gaytion Storyline revolves around.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) 2014 Joshua Dyson. The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Show 1 (Inkcast--New Ink Pitt) Face the Gaytion pt. 3 of 12
Manly Man Questions Stardust
Manly Man* pranced around like a lady today, talking about how great it was to be alive and how he loved being gay. The only thing that seemed to rain on his pretty parade was the fact that Screenface doesn't like him. Manly Man said he couldn't understand why Screenface has been avoiding his affection. He said that Screenface should just go ahead and come out of the closet, but if he didn't, Manly Man was going to "cum" inside with him. He said they could then both "cum" together. Suddenly, Stardust appeared, making Manly Manly gush in awe at the Star-Crossed Crossdresser. Stardust was there to see how Manly Man was adjusting to life in the new Ink Pitt. Manly Man said he was getting along just fine, and immediately viewed Stardust as his new gay god, dropping Richard Simmons as the gay deity just like that! Manly Man marveled at Stardust and all his talk about beauty and making others beautiful. He then asked Stardust for help with Screenface. Stardust told Manly Man that he should treat the "beautiful young" Screenface to an Extreme Gay Makeover. Manly Man got all excited, proclaiming what a great idea that was, and ran off to make preparations.
Show 2 (Shitshow--Shit Pitt) Coming of La Luna Guerrero pt. 3 of 6
Ink Avenger Attacked by La Luna Guerrero
Juan Juarez tricked Ink Avenger into coming out today, after calling his mother a whore. Juarez also claimed to have kidnapped a child, which he knew would send the hero running for sure. Ink Avenger did show up, flying in at an astonishing speed, prepared to put some serious 'roid-enraged hurting on Juan Juarez. He was unable to touch Juarez however, as he was suddenly and violently attacked by an unseen force that threw multiple punches at superhuman speeds. Juarez said it was La Luna Guerrero, and that Ink Avenger was about to be defeated. Ink Avenger was left laying on the ground, and when he tried to rise again, he was attacked mentally by this La Luna Guerrero. Guerrero was never seen, and Juarez said it was because he can move so incredibly fast. Juarez left Ink Avenger in a world of pain almost as bad as what he has inflicted on so many others the past months. Has Ink Avenger finally met his match?
*though never identified in this posting, it is assumed that the Manly Man mentioned here is Manly Man Gaymerica, whom the Face the Gaytion Storyline revolves around.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) 2014 Joshua Dyson. The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Thursday, April 24, 2014
Classic Pitt Report 146
Originally posted on my first blog, on May 19, 2009
Show 1 (New Ink Pitt) Psychic Parlor Property Rights pt. 2 of 6:
Chief Blacktoes' wardance
Black Doom complained once again today of being disturbed from his sleep by Chief Blacktoes, who claims that the new psychic parlor where Stardust has placed Doom is resting on an old Indian burial ground. Doom said that early this morning Blacktoes was outside performing a wardance. Doom went out and told him to leave because he didn't care about any dead Indians. He told Blacktoes to either go back to whatever reservation he came from or maybe he should go off and get ready for another Indian summer camp like the one he hosted in the original Ink Pitt back in the summer of 2005. Blacktoes finally left, but told Doom that he would be cursed because he would not leave the Indian burial ground. Doom joked later about the fact that he's already cursed, having to wear a cowl on his head and cover up his ugly mug. Doom was then visited by Stardust, who asked again why Doom wasn't happy with his "beautiful" new place. Doom said it was because it had strings attached. Stardust just ignored Doom's complaints and told him to go down to K-Mart and get some decor from the Martha Stewart collection, using her famous line "it's a good thing." Doom said he'd tried using his powers to escape this new Ink Pitt with no success. Stardust said it was useless and that Doom and Blacktoes were stuck there.
Show 2 (Shit Pitt) Timeslide pt. 2 of 12: Tulmultous Timeslide
Hands of Time was all nuts again today, saying he had just woken up from another "lost time" episode, or "timeslide" as he is now calling it. He found himself in an alley, not really sure where or when he was. The answer would come when he tripped over the leg of the now homeless Johnny Pizazz. Pizazz was looking like he was at the end of his rope, drinking what he thought was alcohol from a glass bottle. Hands of Time couldn't figure out what the hell was going on. He asked Pizazz why he looked the way he did. Once Pizazz recognized Hands of Time, he told him that he'd been missing for around 6 months, and that it was now December 2009 in the Shit Pitt! Hands of Time had timeslid 6 months into the future!! Pizazz wished him a merry Christmas, and said that his magician act had gone under and now he was out of work and homeless. His trademark microphone was missing, and Pizazz thought a roll of toilet paper was his mic! When he realized it wasn't, he told Hands of Time that he had been using his mic as a place to pee, and then we he got really thirsty, he drank his own pee out of it! Hands of Time was very freaked out by the fact that one of his greatest opponents in the whole Pitts Apart affair had sunk so low. He was even more freaked out by the fact that he had missed 6 months! He started shouting, "Who's doing this to me? I'm the Hands of Time! I can't miss time!" He then ran off, leaving the downtrodden Pizazz behind.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are (C) 2014 Joshua Dyson
The characters portrayed in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
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| Blacktoes cursed Doom! |
Chief Blacktoes' wardance
Black Doom complained once again today of being disturbed from his sleep by Chief Blacktoes, who claims that the new psychic parlor where Stardust has placed Doom is resting on an old Indian burial ground. Doom said that early this morning Blacktoes was outside performing a wardance. Doom went out and told him to leave because he didn't care about any dead Indians. He told Blacktoes to either go back to whatever reservation he came from or maybe he should go off and get ready for another Indian summer camp like the one he hosted in the original Ink Pitt back in the summer of 2005. Blacktoes finally left, but told Doom that he would be cursed because he would not leave the Indian burial ground. Doom joked later about the fact that he's already cursed, having to wear a cowl on his head and cover up his ugly mug. Doom was then visited by Stardust, who asked again why Doom wasn't happy with his "beautiful" new place. Doom said it was because it had strings attached. Stardust just ignored Doom's complaints and told him to go down to K-Mart and get some decor from the Martha Stewart collection, using her famous line "it's a good thing." Doom said he'd tried using his powers to escape this new Ink Pitt with no success. Stardust said it was useless and that Doom and Blacktoes were stuck there.
Show 2 (Shit Pitt) Timeslide pt. 2 of 12: Tulmultous Timeslide
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| Homeless Johnny Pizzazz! |
Hands of Time was all nuts again today, saying he had just woken up from another "lost time" episode, or "timeslide" as he is now calling it. He found himself in an alley, not really sure where or when he was. The answer would come when he tripped over the leg of the now homeless Johnny Pizazz. Pizazz was looking like he was at the end of his rope, drinking what he thought was alcohol from a glass bottle. Hands of Time couldn't figure out what the hell was going on. He asked Pizazz why he looked the way he did. Once Pizazz recognized Hands of Time, he told him that he'd been missing for around 6 months, and that it was now December 2009 in the Shit Pitt! Hands of Time had timeslid 6 months into the future!! Pizazz wished him a merry Christmas, and said that his magician act had gone under and now he was out of work and homeless. His trademark microphone was missing, and Pizazz thought a roll of toilet paper was his mic! When he realized it wasn't, he told Hands of Time that he had been using his mic as a place to pee, and then we he got really thirsty, he drank his own pee out of it! Hands of Time was very freaked out by the fact that one of his greatest opponents in the whole Pitts Apart affair had sunk so low. He was even more freaked out by the fact that he had missed 6 months! He started shouting, "Who's doing this to me? I'm the Hands of Time! I can't miss time!" He then ran off, leaving the downtrodden Pizazz behind.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are (C) 2014 Joshua Dyson
The characters portrayed in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
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