Continued from Monday January 24, 2011
The meaning of this sign, posted back in
2007, will finally be revealed!
Last time, Trodemus finally agreed to talk about his second job in Savannah as a yes man and how it relates to his infamous 2007 prophecies!Trodemus: So now, Trodemus will speak for the first-time ever on what compelled him to write the Savannah prophecies, and why! Prepare yourself, Josh, for the revelation of such mysteries does not fall easily on untrained ears!
Mr. Peeepers: Hehehe Peepers think Trodemus and his cloak full of hot air!
Trodemus: Bah! Disturb not the Prophet of Doom, now that he has chosen to speak, Peepers! Josh, forgive Trodemus for his being less than forthcoming on this subject. You have to understand that, during this time of great prosperity for Doom, it is difficult to admit that there was ever a time when he was not successful!
Josh: I gotcha. Your fortune-telling business has been wildly popular this year.
Trodemus: Yes, and that is why the Prophet of Doom now realizes that because of his great success here in the present, sharing his not so successful past with everyone cannot harm him.
Trodemus: Let Trodemus start at the beginning. It is true that after moving to Savannah and rooming with Peepers there, the Prophet of Doom’s fortune-telling business began to fall off! Those living in Savannah seemed more concerned with the past rather than the future! Doom’s attempts to read palms in Forsythe Park and on River Street did make some money from tourists, but it was not enough to pay the bills! Plus, the local authorities kept accosting Doom for not having a business permit!
Trodemus: So Doom found a job in an office. It was known as as Lawrence Reynolds Publications and Trodemus got a position as a graphic designer for Mrs. Judith Reynolds, the daughter of the founder, Lawrence Reynolds himself. Trodemus was singled out from the beginning, due to one thing…
Josh: The fact that you were wearing a hooded cloak in an office?
Trodemus: Ha. Very funny, Josh. No, Trodemus was not allowed to wear his cloak. He had to wear business attire. Doom stood out because, not only was his boss a woman, but so was the entire office!!
Josh: Wow! Lots of office babes, huh?
Trodemus: There were two, yes. The rest, at the time, were not so cute. In fact, it pained Trodemus to look at the others. Very ugly! Yet the two beautiful ones would have made the job delightful, if not for the things Judith Reynolds was about to make the Prophet of Doom do!
Continues next week, Monday February 7, 2011
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