Originally posted on my first blog, on April 14, 2007
Billy G. Hydrick Revealed!
"Well, now that everybody's favorite Prophet of Doom done let the proverbial cat outta the bag, I guess ah'm gon' have ta address mah new fans here on this blog! In case ya'll ain't figured it out yet, mah name is BILLY G. HYDRICK, and ah'm a gonna be the guest referee for the Peepers v.s. Prophet match next weekend! I figured since mah name was already announced, ah might as well roll on inta here and say mah peace. Let me tell ya'll a little 'bout me. Ah'm just a southern good ole boy from the backwoods of South Carolina. Ah like hunting more than making love to mah wife (cuz she's kinda ugly after 8 years a' marriage!). Ah like fried chicken and corn bread, and I like chewing my chewing tobaccy!! Ah said chewing tobbaccy!! Don't ya'll understand Anglish? Anyway, ah'm rolling in next weekend ta give ya'll people a good fair match up 'tween Peepers and the Prophet! Ah'm gon call it right down tah middle, let me tell ya!! Well, ya'll have a good night, and keep ya'll's britches on and there won't be no trouble, y'hear?"
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