Friday, January 7, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 48--Prophet Sex Line

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 11, 2007


Peepers catch Doom on Sex Line!

"Peepers not know what Prophet of Loon talk about!! He say he call girl that Peepers suppossedly knocked up, but last night when he call, Peepers listen on other line! Prophet call hot local sex line because he lonely!! For the first time, Peepers use another sense besides his eyes! He use his ears to listen in on the Prophet's conversation with a sexy voice on other end of line! Peepers hope it would be hot conversation, but dumb Prophet of Loon start telling lady on other end about her future! Trodemus, you should know girls don't like you talk about future on sex line! You never get laid like that!!!"

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