Originally posted on my first blog, on April 18, 2007
Trodemus practices his grimaces!
"I went out today to prepare for my upcoming battle. I practiced making horrible Prophet of Doom grimaces and stares in the mirror, because I know I will need it to combat Peepers's hypnotic glasses! That's how he beat the "flying man with a funny mask." He hypnotized him into thinking he was naked, and he ran away because he was ashamed! So after practicing my stares and grimaces, I went out and ran (in my cloak) around a track. I scared a few ladies, who thought I looked creepy dressed all in black. They threw stuff at me, and threatened to call the cops, so I got my exercise running away. This happens everytime I go outside in the day! Anyway, Peepers, you better be scared, because the Prophet of Doom is going to bring your doom this Saturday! BWAHAHAHA!!!"
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