Monday, January 24, 2011

Interview with Trodemus -- Savannah Prophecies pt. 5 of 10

Continued from Monday January 17, 2011


Light is finally being shed on the
enigmatic 2007 prophecies of Trodemus!

Last time, Mr. Peepers revealed that Trodemus was forced to work a second job in Savannah as a graphic designer and a YES MAN! Trodemus tried to deny the claim, but only got himself in deeper as he revealed that his boss was a WOMAN!


Josh: So Trodemus, you worked as a graphic designer and a yes man for a woman?

Mr. Peepers: Yes, it true, Josh! Just look at guilt on his face! To think, he give Peepers so much trouble about possibly impregnating girl and having to “cuddle before her,” when all along, Trodemus the one who have his balls busted by female slavedriver!

Trodemus: Yes, it’s true. Her name was Judith, and she was my boss!

Mr. Peepers: But you not call her Judith! You call her “Ma’am!”

Josh: Ok, so we’ve gotten some context for what was going on during that time, but how does this all relate to Trodemus’ nutty predictions? I suspect that your yes man job had something do with them. Am I right?

Mr. Peepers: It have EVERYTHING to do with predictions, Josh! You want me to tell, Trodemus?
Trodemus: NO! I’ll do it myself. Trodemus, Prophet of Doom, needs no one to speak for him on this matter! In the style of that old show with Geraldo Rivera, Trodemus says, “now it can be told!”
 
 
Continues next week, Monday January 24, 2011
 

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