Saturday, January 22, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 59--What Ya Gonna do, Prophet?

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 17, 2007


"What ya gonna do, Prophet?!? Peepers have
muscle too!!"

"Peepers not afraid of Prophet of Loon or his stupid preparation for battle! Peepers not see how there will even be a battle at all if Peepers kick Prophet out of apartment! Peepers could do it, but he feel sorry for Prophet and not want him telling hobos their fortunes on street! So Peepers will fight stupid prophet, and prove to him that Peepers is tougher!! Peepers been in scrap before with flying man who wear funny mask...and that was street fight! Peepers come out on top! So how Prophet hope to defeat Peepers? Is he going to fight peepers with stupid plastic crystal control top that had women's panty hose in it? Or is he going to go on with stupid rambling predictions until Peepers bored out of his mind? Peepers not care, because today, Hand Held Hottie mini comic is getting made!! It available here soon for purchase! Peepers think it will be only $1!"

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