Continued from Monday January 10, 2011
Trodemus' Secret Prophecies Revealed!
Last time, Mr. Peepers threatened to reveal ALL about the Trodemus Savannah prophecies! It began with the revelation that Trodemus had to get a second job since his fortune-telling business wasn’t doing well in Savannah. Peepers said Trodemus got work as…a YES MAN!
Mr. Peepers: Yes, Trodemus become Yes Man for local office! He sit in front of computer all day and play with pictures on screen and make visual magic with computer programs! Peepers almost envy Trodemus’ ability to make visual magic…if it actually scored hot chicks! But chicks in office not impressed with Trodemus…no, not at all! Trodemus bored with job because it repetitive, and he hate it because he have to finally close his mouth and do what Boss tell him to do!
Josh: So Trodemus worked as a graphic designer?
Mr. Peepers: Peepers not care what fancy words you use to describe it…it still dead-end job where Trodemus have to quell his creativity and sit all day in boredom and be yes man!
Josh: So he was a graphic designer and a yes man too?
Mr. Peepers: Trodemus sit in front of computer screen most of day, but Boss make him get up periodically and run errands. Boss make Trodemus do whatever Boss want! Trodemus get coffee, sweep floor, and move boxes around office. That not why Trodemus was yes man, though!
Josh: How was he a yes man then?
Mr. Peepers: Trodemus become yes man when Boss make him go to meetings and agree with EVERYTHING Boss say! Boss try to make Trodemus look stupid too! Boss make Trodemus sing stupid songs to encourage employees to compete for a higher salary! Boss make Trodemus sing song about “my bonnie lie over ocean” and others! Trodemus become humiliated!
Trodemus: SHUT UP PEEPERS! YOU’RE A LIAR! NONE OF THAT IS TRUE! I was not a y-yes man! Trodemus speaks only for h-himself!
Mr. Peepers: That not what you say when Boss tell you to do something! Trodemus bow down to Boss and say, “Yes Ma’am!”
Trodemus: NO! Shut up! I never said that to her! She--
Josh: Wait a minute! Are you saying that your boss was a woman?
Continues next week, Monday January 24, 2011
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