Classic Pitt Report 164--Erec--Election Day/Picking up Pizzazz

Originally posted on my first blog, on June 17, 2009

New Ink Pitt--Face the Gaytion pt. 11 of 12:  Preparation for Erec--Election Day

Manly Man Gaymeria announced that Friday is Erection--well actually Election Day for himself and his opponents.  He said that he was confident that he’d win because he was the only one who had actually gone out on the campaign trail to get votes.  He once again said he was going to take all the “votes” inside himself and take good care of them.  He said he was going to bring about way more change that Obama had ever seen, as the first-ever gay president!  Billy G. agreed with him, saying it was ok to be gay, even though he wasn’t.  Manly Man just laughed and said that Billy G. would come around.

Shit Pitt--Timeslide pt. 8 of 12:  Picking up Pizzazz

Optic Ink Eye and The Rosewood Cowboy found Johnny Pizzazz today, sitting in the same rotten, stinking alley he’s been in for the past six months.  The Cowboy told Ink Eye that it looked like it was going to be tough to get Pizzazz back to his old self, but he had the surefire cure.  He went over and started kicking Pizzazz, who told them to go get their own space in the alley to sleep in.  The Cowboy told Pizzazz to stop feeling sorry for himself and get up. The Cowboy recited some of Pizzazz’s catchphrase, using the expressions “catalyst of character” and “mage of the age” in order to get him excited again.  Pizzazz just acted indifferent and said he wanted to go to sleep.  Finally, the Cowboy had to stick his gun in Pizzazz’s face to get him up and motivated.  He forced Pizzazz to recite his catchphrase,  “I am the Mage of the Age, the Catalyst of Character, the Maestro of Magic.  I am JOHNNY PIZZAZZ!”  With that, it appeared that Johnny Pizzazz was once more himself again--well, short of a nice long shower--he hadn’t taken a bath in six months and smelled awful.!  The Cowboy had made progress but didn’t feel that Pizzazz was totally sincere, so he told him he was going to take him to Waffle House.  Optic Ink Eye got all excited at that.  Afterwards they would tell him more about how they needed his magic to battle Shithead.

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