Classic Pitt Report 166--Manly Man wins the Election

Originally posted on my first blog, on June 19, 2009

New Ink Pitt--Face the Gaytion pt. 13 of 13:  Manly Man wins the Election

President Manly Man!

Billy G. announced the results of the election today, but said there really was no reason because they only had the votes for the Manly Man Gaymerica.  If anyone had voted for Screenface or King Trostelus, Gaymerica didn’t make a record of it.  Plus, King Trostelus and Screenface didn’t go out to greet the people,  so there would have been nothing else in support of them.  This would all be true if there really was a presidential race in the New Ink Pitt.  However, the fact was that this whole thing was all in the Manly Man Gaymerica’s mind.  There were no real constituents even though Gaymerica had visited people during the past week.  The New Ink Pitt community had not come together in agreement to create an office of presidency, or even a government.   Manly Man Gaymerica was a candidate in a fictitious race.  There had been no real votes, but  Gaymerica wrote down that there had been five supporters and had Billy G. announce him as the President of the New Ink Pitt!  He told Billy G. that they should go back to his place and have celebratory gay sex.  Billy G. refused, but then Gaymerica got him to agree to pose nude for him for cash.  King Trostelus and Screenface came by, denying the Manly Man Gaymerica’s new title.  The king said that he did not care about Gaymerica’s election because he was building his castle and an army and would eventually take over anyway.  He then threatened to cut Gaymerica’s weenie off!  Screenface said his ambitions were bigger.  He was going to not only take over the New Ink Pitt, he would eventually destroy it with some sort of super-villain weapon he would create.  They left and President Manly Man said he didn’t care about them.  He was off to compose his Inaugural speech!

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