Saturday, May 2, 2015

Classic Pitt Report 163--Gaymerica at J-Diddy's Apartment

Originally posted on my first blog, on June 16, 2009

New Ink Pitt--Face the Gaytion pt. 10 of 12/Thug Wife pt. 5 of 6: Manly Man Campaigns to 
J-Diddy
J-Diddy gets his lead pipe!
Storylines crossed over today as the Manly Man and Billy G. went into an apartment building and knocked on a door randomly.  The door was opened by Billy G’s brother, J-Diddy, who was a bit surprised to see them.  Billy G. told his brother hello and asked what he was doing there.  The last time Billy G. had seen him, he headed off in a different direction in the city.  J-Diddy didn’t seem to want any company, and seemed preoccupied with something in the apartment.  He kept turning around to look over his shoulder.  J-Diddy then asked what Billy G. was doing running around with the Manly Man.  He asked if Billy G. had become a fag.  Billy G. said no, and then told J-Diddy that Manly Man was running for president and that he was his campaign manager.  J-Diddy got out a lead pipe and started swinging it around, telling them to go away.   Manly Man got all excited about the big black pipe, and told J-Diddy that he wished he’d use it on him, or rather, in him.  Manly Man then gave his little speech about wanting votes and how he was going to put them in himself and protect them.  J-Diddy had had enough and started yelling at them to leave.  Once they did, J-Diddy shut the door and revealed that he had been concerned about She-Peepers, who was in the apartment with him.  He turned towards her with the lead pipe, and she begged with him not to hurt her.   He said she’d been a bad wife and that now she was going to get it!  He swung the pipe and went to work on her.

Shit Pitt--Timeslide pt. 7 of 12:  Hands of Time & the Surge of Power
Hands of Time's Power Restored?

Hands of Time was still sitting around in an alley contemplating when he was approached by Carnastas the Clown, who once more wanted to eat him.  Hands of Time backed away, thinking himself helpless.  He snapped his fingers a few times, in an attempt to freeze Carnastas, and to his amazement, it worked!  Hands of Time felt that his power had returned, and that he could now go and return to the past and and get his head on straight again.  He was unable to time travel though.  It seems that his power has returned partially, but it is not enough to sense time or help time move.  He can only momentarily freeze things.  So, with this knowledge, Hands of Time got the hell out of there before Carnastas was once more free! Hands of Time saw yet another vision involving the RETINA as well today.

All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) 2015 Joshua Dyson.  The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead,
is purely coincidental

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