Showing posts with label Columbia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Columbia. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 101--Prophet & Peepers at Carrabbas

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 13, 2007


Peepers & Doom have a meal in a darkened corner
of Carrabbas!

"So today Peepers call Prophet of Doom up, who is also staying in same hotel as Peepers. Since we both perform for the Ink Pitt Returns next week, Peepers decide to forgive Prophet for lying about Peepers having baby with hot breasted chick who Peepers lick in river street alley. Peepers invite Prophet out to eat at Carrabbas in Columbia. Peepers go and amaze at all the hot chicks out for Mothers day!! Peepers get too excited, and he have to calm down! So Peepers and Prophet have civil conversation. Then we both team up to score hot chicks! Prophet get hot waitress impressed with him when he tell her he fortune teller! He touch girls hand and say stupid stuff like he always does...but he get girls phone number! Peepers then hit on other waitress and get her number as well!! hehe!"

The Classic Pitt Report updates five days a week on this blog!
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) Copyright 2011 Joshua Dyson

Friday, March 18, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 98--Peepers in the Hotel Room

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 9, 2007


Mr. Peepers spies on the wonders outside!

"Well Peepers soon discover his hotel room have view of pool below!! Peepers not believe such luck!! It remind Peepers of his old apartment, which have view of pool, where Peepers see lots of half naked ladies! Peepers actually see a few half-naked ladies today too!! Peepers get very excited and perform ceremony! Peepers get call from Josh, who say Peepers will appear sometime next week at Ink Pitt. He said Vinnie Love and Prophet of Doom get to perform first. Peepers get mad, but then Josh tell Peepers how he main event, and that he have to save him for last! Anyway, it give Peepers lots of time to peep and check out Columbia, SC!"

The Classic Pitt Report updates five days a week on this blog!
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) Copyright 2011 Joshua Dyson