Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 101--Prophet & Peepers at Carrabbas

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 13, 2007


Peepers & Doom have a meal in a darkened corner
of Carrabbas!

"So today Peepers call Prophet of Doom up, who is also staying in same hotel as Peepers. Since we both perform for the Ink Pitt Returns next week, Peepers decide to forgive Prophet for lying about Peepers having baby with hot breasted chick who Peepers lick in river street alley. Peepers invite Prophet out to eat at Carrabbas in Columbia. Peepers go and amaze at all the hot chicks out for Mothers day!! Peepers get too excited, and he have to calm down! So Peepers and Prophet have civil conversation. Then we both team up to score hot chicks! Prophet get hot waitress impressed with him when he tell her he fortune teller! He touch girls hand and say stupid stuff like he always does...but he get girls phone number! Peepers then hit on other waitress and get her number as well!! hehe!"

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