Another random photo of Savannah
Continued from Monday February 14, 2011
Last time, Trodemus revealed that all of his prophecies dealt with his working conditions at Lawrence Reynolds Publications. At that point, Josh was ready to end the interview, stating that readers probably didn’t want to read anymore of his ramblings. Trodemus refused to stop though, stating that there was more to reveal about his Savannah Prophecies!
Josh: So what else is there to talk about?
Trodemus: There is MUCH more, Josh! Tell me, do you not wish to know who the “Seven Individuals” are? Do you not want to know the identity of the “Beast?” How about the reason for the Puprle Bird Prophecy?
Josh: Ok, you’ve got my attention.
Peepers: Yes, Trodemus! Don’t hold anything back! Tell us more about the crazy ramblings that you call prophecies!
Trodemus: Bah, Peepers! They are not crazy ramblings, for the Prophet speaks only truth! So, on to the Seven Individuals. When Trodemus began working at Lawrence Reynolds Publications, there were only women there! However, after some time, that would change. The group that Trodemus worked with would eventually be gone, leaving Trodemus the last employee standing from that group! Many individuals would be hired between that time and the time of the Seven. Those poor souls did not last more than two weeks, as Judith fired them or they quit!
Trodemus: Then the Seven would come. First to be hired would be a German woman by the name of Adala. She was really nice, and Trodemus appreciated the German chocolate candy (with alcohol in it) she brought to work once! After a box of those, Trodemus could see double images of the future!
Peepers: Trodemus get drunk on German chocolate heheh!
Trodemus: Yes, Trodemus did! The next member of the seven was a short voluptuous woman with red hair who was named Abbey. Abbey had a crush on Trodemus, and Trodemus was a bit infatuated with her as well. However, Trodemus was not quite her type and she was not quite
Trodemus’ type either!
Trodemus: Next were the two chatterboxes. Trodemus may get into trouble for saying this, but Mimi and Anka could not stop talking at work! The two women were possibly the hottest of all the women ever to grace Lawrence Reynolds Publications, but their beauty was lost in the soap opera that came out of their mouths! The two discussed relationships and how one felt she’d never get a man! They would comfort each other at work and then go on and on about dating guys! It was sickening after a while! Mimi was Italian, and Anka was of Polish descent. The Seven was very much a melting pot!
Trodemus: Finally, there were two guys of the seven, other than myself. Johnny and Stan were two common guys, who had little drama like the women…or at least Trodemus thinks! The Prophet of Doom never paid any attention to them, as he was more concerned about all the ladies of the office!
Trodemus: So there you have it--the Seven Individuals--Adala, Abbey, Mimi, Anka, Johnny, Stan, and myself! There would be an eighth person, who I never spoke of before, but I will talk about next! His name was Lubber, and he was unlike any other person Trodemus had ever met before!
Continues next week, Monday February 28, 2011
Is this the Beast Trodemus spoke of?
Last time, Trodemus revealed that all of his prophecies dealt with his working conditions at Lawrence Reynolds Publications. At that point, Josh was ready to end the interview, stating that readers probably didn’t want to read anymore of his ramblings. Trodemus refused to stop though, stating that there was more to reveal about his Savannah Prophecies!
Josh: So what else is there to talk about?
Trodemus: There is MUCH more, Josh! Tell me, do you not wish to know who the “Seven Individuals” are? Do you not want to know the identity of the “Beast?” How about the reason for the Puprle Bird Prophecy?
Josh: Ok, you’ve got my attention.
Peepers: Yes, Trodemus! Don’t hold anything back! Tell us more about the crazy ramblings that you call prophecies!
Trodemus: Bah, Peepers! They are not crazy ramblings, for the Prophet speaks only truth! So, on to the Seven Individuals. When Trodemus began working at Lawrence Reynolds Publications, there were only women there! However, after some time, that would change. The group that Trodemus worked with would eventually be gone, leaving Trodemus the last employee standing from that group! Many individuals would be hired between that time and the time of the Seven. Those poor souls did not last more than two weeks, as Judith fired them or they quit!
Trodemus: Then the Seven would come. First to be hired would be a German woman by the name of Adala. She was really nice, and Trodemus appreciated the German chocolate candy (with alcohol in it) she brought to work once! After a box of those, Trodemus could see double images of the future!
Peepers: Trodemus get drunk on German chocolate heheh!
Trodemus: Yes, Trodemus did! The next member of the seven was a short voluptuous woman with red hair who was named Abbey. Abbey had a crush on Trodemus, and Trodemus was a bit infatuated with her as well. However, Trodemus was not quite her type and she was not quite
Trodemus’ type either!
Trodemus: Next were the two chatterboxes. Trodemus may get into trouble for saying this, but Mimi and Anka could not stop talking at work! The two women were possibly the hottest of all the women ever to grace Lawrence Reynolds Publications, but their beauty was lost in the soap opera that came out of their mouths! The two discussed relationships and how one felt she’d never get a man! They would comfort each other at work and then go on and on about dating guys! It was sickening after a while! Mimi was Italian, and Anka was of Polish descent. The Seven was very much a melting pot!
Trodemus: Finally, there were two guys of the seven, other than myself. Johnny and Stan were two common guys, who had little drama like the women…or at least Trodemus thinks! The Prophet of Doom never paid any attention to them, as he was more concerned about all the ladies of the office!
Trodemus: So there you have it--the Seven Individuals--Adala, Abbey, Mimi, Anka, Johnny, Stan, and myself! There would be an eighth person, who I never spoke of before, but I will talk about next! His name was Lubber, and he was unlike any other person Trodemus had ever met before!
Continues next week, Monday February 28, 2011
Is this the Beast Trodemus spoke of?
Find out next time in the last installment
of the interview!
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