Saturday, February 5, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 69--The Battle Continues

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 21, 2007


The battle intensifies!

"So after I shoved Peepers off me, I laughed at him histerically for like a minute! Then he tried to punch me again! I dodged and threw an entire deck of tarot cards at him! It hit him in the face and he was momentarily blinded. So then I ran away into the next room! Peepers came running after me quickly! I grabbed some of the porno mags he has lying all over the house and started throwing them at him! That slowed him down, as he was trying to recover what he referred to as his "precious ladies." I then hit him over the head with my fist and knocked him down for a moment."

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