Billy G. Hydrick is a fair referee!
"Now let me tell ya'll how it all went down, folks. Ah laid the law down in the beginnin' for ole Peepers and the Prophet! I tole them boys ah better see a clean fight or else theys going haveta answer to me, Billy G. Hydrick!! I watched them two fellas struggle for like 5 minutes, and had ta take away that foreign object (the plastic crystal control top) from the Prophet! After the Prophet used his cloak to try and choke Peepers, I threatened to take that too, but Peepers shouted "NO...Peepers not want to see Prophet nude!" So ah let him keep it as long as he didn't use it again!"
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