Monday, February 14, 2011

Interview with Trodemus -- Savannah Prophecies pt. 8 of 10

Continued from Monday February 7, 2011


The City of Savannah itself tormented Trodemus!


Last time, Trodemus explained how working in an office full of women was a bad thing. When his pregnant female boss asked for a male perspective on women and pregnancy, Trodemus revealed that her child would be deformed! She then made Trodemus keep his opinions to himself in order to keep his job! Trodemus said that he could not speak out, so he went onto Peepers’ blog to express his displeasure about his job!

Josh: So start with the first posting.

Trodemus: On , 2007, Trodemus posted his first prophecy. It states, “Now, even as I type, a change is coming. Powerful forces ride forth from beyond, bent on changing all that we know. The world we once knew will be splintered, shattered, broken in pieces!! Those who did evil and thought they had control shall be cut down, and all they claimed to own shall be taken from them! The one from the east shall return to the south. And the one from the north shall return whence it came. A bright light shines over the city of disgust. Liberation comes for those who seek it. No more shall the plague of this world torment one individual. That is all...for now. So speaks...the prophet.”

Josh: So what does all that mean?

Trodemus: The “change”that was “coming” refers to the fact that, I was planning to quit the job a few months later! The “powerful forces,” from “beyond,” what does that refer to you ask? It represents the otherworldly power of Trodemus, Prophet of Doom! I would use my power to escape the hold of Lawerence Reynolds Publications, and become the success that I am today! “The world we once knew” was “splintered, shattered, broken in pieces,” when I left the job and some of the friends I had made there among the employees. “Those who did evil” refers to the company itself, and “all they claimed to own” refers to the employees they would eventually lose. The company was “cut down” as the Savannah branch of Lawrence Reynolds Publications eventually shut down, just as Doom predicted! My boss, Judith, who lived on the eastern side of town, had to return to the “south” in Florida, where her father ran the home office! I was the one from the “north,” as I eventually returned here. I was also the one individual who was tormented. I was tormented by Lawerence Reynolds Publications, and the city of Savannah itself!

Josh: Well that sheds a lot of light on things, and kinda gives us an overview about what all your other prophecies mean. With that in mind…I don’t think anyone wants to hear anymore of your ramblings. We can end this interview now if you like.

Trodemus: No! Trodemus is not done yet! He will talk more about his Savannah prophecies! There is much more to reveal!


Continues next week, Monday February 21, 2011

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