"So today, I took meself a break and rested up, taking wee naps all day long. I was tired, since I gave the repairman a good Irish beating after he told me someone had stolen me pot o' gold from him! So now, I'm all rested and prepared to find whoever stole me pot o' gold and bite him in the noots or vagina if it's a woman (hehe)!"
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Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Classic Pitt Report 109--Pot O'Gold Predictions
Originally posted on my first blog, on April 14, 2008
Lenny needs his Pot O' Gold back!
"So hopefully tomorrow, I will have me Pot O'Gold back! I broke it last week, when I got a wee bit excited and punched a whole in the side with me big green weiner! hehe It's been in the pot of gold repair shop since then. I predict I will have it back tomorrow...with all its gold intact! If I don't, I will jump on the repairman's head, and put me crotch into his ear...and hump his brains out!"
The Classic Pitt Report updates five days a week on this blog!
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) Copyright 2011 Joshua Dyson
Lenny needs his Pot O' Gold back!
"So hopefully tomorrow, I will have me Pot O'Gold back! I broke it last week, when I got a wee bit excited and punched a whole in the side with me big green weiner! hehe It's been in the pot of gold repair shop since then. I predict I will have it back tomorrow...with all its gold intact! If I don't, I will jump on the repairman's head, and put me crotch into his ear...and hump his brains out!"
The Classic Pitt Report updates five days a week on this blog!
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) Copyright 2011 Joshua Dyson
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