By this time, Lenny the Leprechaun and Betram Bunny had been living together for months in their original Hidey Hole in the Shit Pitt. As the posting mentions, Betram kicked Lenny out. This was due to the leprechaun's abusive nature and the fact that, in fit of rage, he ripped Betram's ears off! This sparked Betram to look for the facial reconstruction he eventually got from Doctor Dyson, which of course, led to him being even more disfigured! Once more on his own, Lenny ran into Vinnie Love, who made comment about the leprechaun and bunny rabbit possibly being gay!
"Well here I am, Lenny the Leprechaun, sitting around on the eve of me very own holiday, St. Patty's Day, feelin' sorry for meself. I'm feelin' down on me luck because Betram threw me out of the Hidey Hole, where I lived rent free for half a year! Feelin' extra bad because I cannae be me normal pissed off self since someone gave me nice things today for St. Patty's. Usually, I'm quick to work up me anger and it usually doesn't take much for me Leprechaun wrath to be released on some unfortunate individual. So part o' me wants to thank that hippie, Vinnie Luve, for givin' me a new hat and a pot o'gold. Yet, the other part of me soul wants to leap over his head, pull off his bleedin' glasses, stand on his shoulders, and piss right into his eyes!! It did make me a wee bit angry that he gave me fools gold coins in the pot. I took a bite of one to see if it was real, and I found out it was plastic gold covering chocolate!! This "Leader of Luve" as Vinnie calls himself has rally proven himself to be worthy opponent. He tries to diffuse me anger with prettie gifts, but Lenny hasnae forgot what Vinnie Luve said about me relationship with Betram Bunny!"
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