It had been one year since I'd posted to the blog, and a lot had changed. New characters had appeared in this new "Shit" Pitt, to join Lenny the Leprechaun and Betram Bunny. A few months prior to the return of Trodemus: Prophet of Doom as the newly christened, "Red Doom," Lenny and Betram had been finding the clothing of different Ink Pitt characters in the Shit Pitt! Trodemus had somehow caused this and would eventually manipulate Betram Bunny and cause him to "pass" the Prophet of Doom through a portal in his butt...similar to the portal that had "birthed" Shithead, the Demon of Defecation! Now in the Shit Pitt, Red Doom told of the Whitespace, another dimension that had saved the lives of the people in the Ink Pitt from the CRUNCH! Red Doom and Johnny Pizzazz would eventually bring all of the Ink Pitt into the Shit Pitt, with one exception--Mr. Peepers--who supposedly died when the Whitespace folded in on itself! However, that was not the case, as Peepers proved with this blog posting before his return later.
The new Godlike Mr. Peepers!
"Who watches the Watchmen? Better yet, who watches Mr. Peepers? No one, perhaps, or maybe everyone. Peepers is beyond this now. Peepers' time in Whitespace has made him...different. And though his friends and enemies celebrate his funeral of sorts this week, Peepers will soon let them know he is not dead, only displaced. Peepers absorbed the energies of the Whitespace and now he guess he could be likened to a GOD. He has ability to cross time and space and is omniscient. Nothing can escape his all-seeing sight hehe!! He sees Hands of Time as he try to aggravate Peepers' friends with his drug induced "time slips." Peepers see Red Doom all upset about things he predict not coming true because Hands of Time screw things up. Peepers say Hands of Time's time is short, and that when Peepers makes his return, this will change! Peepers see you....ALL of you!"
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