Saturday, March 26, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 104--Peepers Returns/Admit You're Gay Match

Originally posted on my first blog, on June 6, 2007 Note: The return of live Ink Pitt Shows kept me so busy that I neglected the blog for a while. This posting was the first one in nearly a month.


Mr. Peepers arrrives, ready for the
Admit You're Gay Match!

"After spending long time away from blog, Peepers decide it time he come back and talk to all his sexy female admirers online (anyone on Josh's friends list that is female hehe). Peepers know you missed him, so he come back to peep into your worlds and view ALL your female wonders hehehe!!! Peepers get so excited at that thought! Peeping into all of your lives and seeing you naked before Peepers make Peepers feel powerful...powerful and very very VERY hard!! Well Peepers been making visits to Ink Pitt, and now it seems Peepers got into trouble with other Ink Pitt character named Manly Man! Peepers was hanging around all-ladies fitness place and one lady complain to manager! Manager was this Manly Man character, who walk around with pink feather boa, crown and baton! Peepers know he gay but he not seem to know! So Manly Man challenge Peepers to a wrestling match at the upcoming "POUNDING IN THE PITT." Peepers upped the stakes for the "homo who says he's hetro" by making it the first-ever "Admit You're Gay Match!" The loser has to admit he's gay and wear a dress for a month!! Peepers sure of his manliness, and knows he love sexy ladies and their big boobies. Peepers confident he win and get Manly Man to admit he's gay!!"

Mr. Peepers was right! The Manly Man lost and admitted to being gay and quickly put on the dress and paraded around in the Ink Pitt for all to see!



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