Classic Pitt Report 103--Ink Pitt: Where it's at!

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 16, 2007


Mr. Peepers arrives in the Ink Pitt!

Well I know everyone who actually reads this is wondering where the heck the Ink Pitt is. It's in West Columbia, SC, in the t-shirt shop where I work. It's a makeshift breakroom where I do improv performances of the characters in my head! Here's a breakdown of the Ink Pitt Returns week so far:

Monday: Vinnie Love comes out and says: "Oww have mercy!! It feels good to dance again! For those of you who don't know, my name is Vinnie Love, and I'm here to tell ya that the Ink Pitt is back, baby! We're doing it one more time, daddy! And this time we're doing it bigger and badder than ever! Ole Vinnie is here to roll out the red carpet for the Ink Pitt characters! I'll be back later on in the week, but today, coming up next, LIVE in the Ink Pitt...put your hands together for TRODEMUS: PROPHET OF DOOM."

Prophet of Doom comes out to "Blood" theme song and made these predictions: the monster will return, Peepers did impregnate that woman (which you've all heard but the members of the Ink Pitt have not), and that he sees strange things!

Tuesday: The Manly Man debuts in the Ink Pitt and talks about his exercise equipment advertisers wanting him to get a more gay theme song for his commercials, at which point he left it up to the audience to decide. Among the songs were the Divinyls "I Touch Myself," former WWE wrestler Chyna's entrance theme "Who I Am," gay wresters Billy and Chuck's theme song "You Look So Good to Me," and "Man's Man" used for WWE wrestler William Regal. "Man's Man" won, which made the Manly man happy. Happy all the way down to his pink boa, crown, and shoes, with baton.

Wednesday: Ink Avenger ran out and did superhero dance which was unscheduled. Peepers called about getting Avenger a prostitute and the Avenger flew away quick! The Billy G. did his cabbage tobbacco eating thing while talking about hunting.

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