The Ink Avenger returns to the Ink Pitt!
"So Mr. Peepers call Ink Avenger today because he try to interrupt Billy G. Hydrick's Ink Pitt performance! Peepers get Avenger to stop stupid superhero dance, which uses moves from that new Hip Hop Abs commercial! Peepers get Ink Avenger, who is superhero, a prostitute! He left Ink Pitt immediately so Billy G. Hydrick could do his performance (which involved eating homegrown chewing tobacco made from cabbage and tobbacco leaves and talking about his new mullet). So tomorrow, Vinnie Love performs again and talks about happy loving couples!"
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