Thursday, September 8, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 130

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 21, 2009


Rufus can't figure out ticket machines,
and Trodemus inducts the Hydricks into his army!


Show 1: Rufus and the Fun Park
Today Rufus talked about going to the local fun park with his special class. He said he couldn't figure out how to make the video games work, so he banged his head into the machines until tickets came out. He then ate the tickets. He was scared of Laser Tag, and wouldn't go in because it was dark in there. He also refused to ride the drop zone because he's afraid of heights. He said he had a good time on the go-carts though. Finally, Rufus said while at the fun park, he met a true, honest-to-goodness "good guy," and that he would be bringing this person to the Pitt in a few days. Rufus said this person was going to fix all the bad guys in the Shit Pitt and save the day.

Show 2: Hydricks join the army
With the full support of Grandma Hydrick, the boys joined Doom and Pizazz's army against the Hands of Time. Trevor, Billy G, Wilbur, and Junior "J-Diddy" Hydrick all repeated an oath given to them by Doom. Doom told them to think about fat ladies as they said their pledge. They said the pledge and Doom declared them all official members of the army. Doom asked Grandma Hydrick who she was, and Trevor told him. For some reason, Doom didn't believe she came back from the dead.

All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2011 Joshua Dyson

The characters and events portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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