Thursday, September 22, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 134

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 28, 2009


Hands of Time begins his plans for Pitts Apart!


Show 1: Hands of Time confronts Red Doom
Red Doom came out today and predicted the Hands of Time's arrival a few minutes later. Doom and Hands of Time argued back and forth about things. Doom predicted once more that Hands of Time would be defeated by the one who sees beyond sight. Hands of Time said that tomorrow, he would introduce the new proprietor of the second pitt that he was going to create. He said that Doom would like her, since she fills up a lot of space. Doom said that maybe change would be good, and that the upcoming Pitts Apart wouldn't be so bad. Doom said that he would still fight Hands of Time to the end though.

Show 2: Pitts Apart Begins: Rufus Removed
Hands of Time next appeared before Rufus, and said that he lied about Pitts Apart starting on May 1. He said that it was going to begin right then, and Rufus was going to be the first to take a trip to the second plane of existence. Hands of Time said that their last encounter was a fluke, and that Rufus was able to resist him freezing him in time because his retarded (slow) brain was already frozen, and that he didn't realize what Hands of Time was doing to him. This time, Hands of Time snapped his fingers, and suddenly Rufus was overly scared and was crying out to his mommy not to send him away. That's exactly what Hands of Time did though, as Rufus vanished into thin air. Hands of Time then announced that he was also randomly selecting She Peepers and King Trostelus to also go to this new plane of existence.


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are (C) 2011 Joshua Dyson

The characters and events portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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