Thursday, September 15, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 132

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 23, 2009

Special Man!

The Coming of Special Man
Mr. Clementine returned today from who knows where, saying he'd stop doing his show, "Clementine's Children" for a while because he got word that the law had been cracking down on pedophiles in the Rosewood area. With Officer Bates tracking Ink Avenger, Pizazz, and Red Doom though, things had cooled off for him. So Clementine was back, and said he had no guests planned for today. However, he did get a guest in the form of Special Man! Special Man said he was the one Rufus had met at the local fun park this past weekend, and that he the only true "good guy" in all the Shit/Ink Pitt. Mr. Clementine realized immediately that "Special Man" was in fact Rufus, with a cloth mask around his face. Mr. Clementine started talking to Rufus, but Special Man would have none of it, saying he was not Rufus, but had come to avenge Rufus! Special Man said Clementine was bad, bad, bad and that he was going to punish him for touching Rufus so long ago in the Ink Pitt! He started hitting Clementine, and eventually kicked him in the nuts, sending Clementine crashing to the floor! He then ran around like he was flying in a circle before running off, vowing to punish more evildooers!!

All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2011 Joshua Dyson

The characters and events portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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