Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Classic Pitt Report 143

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 14, 2009

Black Doom is in trouble with
Chief Blacktoes!
Show 1 (New Ink Pitt): Psychic Parlor Property Rights pt. 1 of 6:  Doom's First Visitor
Black Doom complained today about being interrupted from his slumber inside his new psychic parlor. Someone was outside at 6 AM knocking on his door. He opened the door to find Chief Blacktoes, who said that the land in which the psychic parlor is placed is actually an old Indian burial ground, and that Doom must leave. Doom refused, and got Blacktoes to leave, but he knows that he will be back. Doom then called out Stardust, who gave him the psychic parlor in the first place. He called Stardust an "Indian giver," claiming that what he gave Doom wasn't his to give in the first place. Stardust couldn't figure out why Doom wasn't more appreciative, and finally left as Doom called him a fag. Stardust said he was not a fag, but that he was a beautiful young man who loved fine things, like ladies' panties. With no fat women in sight in this new Ink Pitt, and his only company being a crossdresser and an angry indian, Doom remained pissed off.

Show 2 (Shit Pitt): Coming of La Luna Guerrero pt 1 of 6:  Juan Juarez talks of La Luna Guerrero
Juan Juarez claims to know
someone who can beat the 'roided
Ink Avenger!

Juan Juarez showed up today, for the first time since his last appearance on Mr. Clementine's show, when he got beat up by Ink Avenger. He was clearly seeking revenge, remarking on how Steve Spurrier was once again beaten by Ink Avenger. Juan Juarez said that these whole 'roid rage-fueled beatdowns that Ink Avenger has been serving up to opponents had to stop, and Jurez has just the man to do it. He spoke of someone named La Luna Guerrero and how he would totally defeat the Ink Avenger.

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The characters and events portrayed in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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