Show 1 (New Ink Pitt): "Face the Gaytion" pt 1 of 12: "Screenface Questions Manly Man"
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| Screenface wants to get to the bottom of the Manly Men phenomenon, but they get to his bottom first! |
Screenface showed up today, making his presence in the New Ink Pitt known by calling out the Manly Man. He got two of the five versions of the Manly Man, Safari and Midnight. Screenface said that he wanted to ask the "Manly Man" some questions. He said that he killed Manly Man in the Whitespace after he interfered with some of his nefarious plans. Screenface said that none of the Manly Man verisons could be the actual Manly Man because he was dead. He reminded the audience of the time he brought the fragmented mask of the Manly Man to the Shit Pitt. Manly Man Midnight's response wasn't at all what Screenface expected. Midnight felt up Screenface's butt and got all excited because he thought Screenface wanted to ask him some different questions. Midnight said he'd answer Screenface's questions, and he did by telling him that his dick was 9", and that he was "gay and ready to play." Screenface couldn't get one over on Midnight, and finally got frustrated and left, saying he wanted no part of the Manly Man, only that he wanted everyone to know that the true Manly Man was dead. Midnight talked with Safari, and then went on to talk about the Gay May celebration and about how he loved the Maypole. The two Manly Men also got competitive, and it was suggestive that all five will battle in some sort of dating show for Screenface's affections!
Show 2: (Shit Pitt): Timeslide pt 1 of 12: "Hands of Time looses Control of Time"
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| Hands of Time, before getting freaked out after he lost control of time! |
Hands of Time snorts crack. He also smokes "wacky weed." Everyone knows this, but his behavior today was nothing like his normal drug-induced silliness. He paced around the Shit Pitt like he was going nuts, acting like he was afraid of everything. He went on about how he was losing control of time and how he had been experiencing "lost time" episodes during the past two days. Actually, he still thought it was Monday because he had somehow missed the time from then to now. He got really agitated when he learned that it was Wednesday, and said "you don't understand. I have to know about every second, minute, and hour as it passes." He basically said that there was no way he could be out of touch with the passage of time, since he is essentially, the Hands of Time. Then, Shithead came out and said he had a bone to pick with Hands of Time, after he ruined his plans for the Hydricks by exposing his Grandma Hydrick facade. Shithead began talking, and then his words and motions sped up, as if time was fast forwarding by itself. Hands of Time got totally freaked out, and ran off. Shithead thought he had scared H.O.T away.
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(C) 2014 Joshua Dyson. The characters portrayed in this work
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is purely coincidental
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