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| Stardust & Speedier Storylines! |
Stardust appeared today and reintroduced himself for the benefit of a returning audience member, and then went on to explain the new speedier storyline format that will now be utilized in the New Ink Pitt and Shit Pitt. He then got a little carried away and started talking about beautiful young men again, and how you have to treat one right when he comes to one's house. Stardust said you have to raid the panty drawer, and pull out the sexiest, most decorative panties for that man to slip into before you take his picture! Is the Star-Crossed Crossdresser also a photographer?
Show 2 (Shit Pitt): Spurrier's Growth Spurt
Spurrier called Ink Avenger out today for what would be his final conflict with the hero. Spurrier had taken a whole bottle of Viagr--um agression pills and now he was ready to beat Ink Avenger like he'd never been beaten before. A hit to the head with a board couldn't stop Spurrier, but a quick look into Spurrier's internal organs courtesy of the Ink Avenger's x-ray vision revealed that Spurrier was about to stop his own self. The agression pills had begun to cause Spurrier to have the world's biggest erection...so big that he was in pain and had to scramble out away from the fight! Ink Avenger didn't have to lift a finger as the "cocky" coach quickly made his way out of the Shit Pitt.
All characters, stories, photos, and
performances are (C) 2013 Joshua Dyson
The characters and events portrayed in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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