Trevor Goes "Doodie Pickin!"
Show 1: Recruiting Rufus
Red Doom and Pizazz attempted to recruit Rufus the retard into their army against Hands of Time. Their attempts failed when Johnny Pizazz talked about being magic and using his wand on things. Rufus took it the wrong way and got upset. He said they were just trying to use him like Mr. Clementine, The Manly Man, and Steve Spurrier. Rufus said he happened to like the Hands of Time and didn't want to fight him. Doom and Pizazz finally gave up.
Show 2: Doodie Pickin
Grandma Hydrick had Wilbur and Trevor in the bathroom during this show. Wilbur, the trucker, was on all fours with his pants down, and Trevor was standing next to him. Grandma Hydrick was forcing Trevor to literally "pick the doodie" out of Wilbur's butt. Wilbur claimed to have been "backed up" once again, only this time it was hard and wouldn't come out. Grandma Hydrick felt that Trevor's help was necessary to resolve the matter, and she demanded that she get to watch for some sick reason. Trevor was aruguing back and forth with Grandma Hydrick, not wanting to stick his finger up Wilbur's butt. He finally got off the hook as Red Doom arrived at their door, trying to recruit them in the war against Hands of Time. Trevor was all ready to sign up, and called Doom his best friend. Grandma Hydrick wasn't so sure until she heard that the fate of the combined Shit and Ink Pitts were at stake. She was ready to send her boys off, provided they were home every night for dinner. Doom told them where to meet Pizazz and himself next week, and left. So Grandma made Trevor go through with the task of relieving Wilbur of his Doodie dilemma!
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