Optic Ink Eye and She-Peepers: Good or Bad?
Show 1: Easter Bunny Spurrier
In another attempt to get Rufus to fight the Ink Avenger, Steve Spurrier dressed up like the Easter Bunny! Spurrier wore his trademark visor hat but and put on bunny ears around it, mistakenly thinking it would be enough to fool Rufus. At first, Rufus thought Spurrier really was the Easter Bunny, and got very excited about the prospect of getting all kind of special chocolates for Easter. Then Rufus began to smell (as he did a few days ago with Grandma Hydrick and the Manly Man Safari) and knew something wasn't right. He realized it was Spurrier and got all mad. Spurrier walked off, still vowing that he'd get Rufus to fight Ink Avenger.
Show 2: Optic Ink Eye/She Peepers: Good or Bad?
Later, Rufus found Optic Ink Eye and She Peepers in the woods. Amazingly, they weren't having freaky stalker/alien sex, as they usually are. Rufus came up and told them about trying to find out who was good and who was bad. He went on about all the bad people he's met so far. He then proceeded to deem Ink Eye and She Peepers as good...but not when they are together as a couple. Rufus said that Ink Eye and She-Peepers together as a couple was bad, bad, bad. He said that he and She-Peepers as a couple was good, making reference to the time when they were all teamed up as the Strange Squad and She-Peepers slept with everyone in the group. Rufus then left, leaving Ink Eye and She-Peepers to ponder what he'd said--or not.
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