Is Red Doom good or bad?
Show 1: Doom Good or Doom Bad?
Red Doom was Rufus' guest today, in another pointless attempt to find a person who is one of the good guys. Red Doom went on about fat ladies as he always does, after telling Rufus that sometimes he was good and sometimes he was bad. Doom's thoughts on Belinda the BBW and Salvation Army Bellringer (what does she do the rest of the year?) led him to start making predictions. He predicted that in a few moments, Rufus would encounter someone from his past. And as predicted, out came the Manly Man Safari, straight from Rufus' past. The two had not crossed paths since the last days of their "relationship" which included such events as "Gaymas" and a botched Same Sex Ceremony between the two. Manly Man Safari came out with Steve Spurrier who was still trying to bribe Rufus with chocolate to fight the Ink Avenger. Spurrier said he had a car full of chocolate if Rufus would just come with him. Spurrier was too excited from his agression pills and had yet another erection. So he went off to find the Manly Man's other 4 versions to "help" him. Manly Man started hitting on Rufus, trying to get him to get back with him. Rufus said something wasnt' right because Manly Man smelled different. Manly Man said it was just "Monkey dookie," his new safari version cologne. Rufus once again told Manly Man that he was not gay and started throwing stuff around. Manly Man went off to find Spurrier, leaving Rufus alone.
Show 2: What Lenny Did to Betram's Face
Betram the Bisexual Bunny made an appearance today, for the first time in quite a while. His face was covered by bandages, with only his ears visible. He filled in the missing facts concerning Lenny's statement about doing something awful to Betram. He said Lenny was pissed because Vinnie Love and Rufus had given him a hard time about having relations with Betram. So he went back to the Hidey Hole and threw hot boiling water in Betram's face, scarring him horribly. However, Betram said things were looking up, as Doctor Dyson is giving him a facelift in time for Easter!
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