Originally posted on my first blog, on June 11, 2009
New Ink Pitt--Thug Wife pt. 3 of 6: New Boyfriend
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| Rufus the Retard!!! |
Wilbur and Trevor showed up at She-Peepers’ apartment today, expecting to be involved in a threesome with her! Wilbur had called her back after the initial phone conversation and she had given them her address. She-Peepers said she was lonely, despite the fact that she had a new boyfriend. Wilbur and Trevor came in, and realized it was She-Peepers, whom they had met briefly back in the Shit Pitt. Even though they knew of her strange ways, that didn’t deter the two horny rednecks from wanting to bed her! They also don’t know the details of J-Diddy’s history with her. She-Peepers was getting hot and bothered, as Wilbur turned on the charm. She laid on her bed and prepared to let the two Hydricks “fill all her holes.” Suddenly, her boyfriend, who had once again been in the shower, came out to find out what was going on! The two Hydricks were astonished to see who it was! She-Peepers’ new boyfriend was none other than Rufus the retard! Rufus wanted to know what was going on, and the Hydricks tried to lie to him. Rufus would not buy the lies though, and said that even though he was a retard, he wasn’t stupid! He told Wilbur that he could see his erection pushing against his pants, and he knew that they were trying to sleep with his woman! She-Peepers had evidently told Rufus that she was virgin (even though she had actually slept with Rufus AND ALL the other members of the Strange Squad--Sambo & Optic Ink Eye being the others--back when they were all together. For some reason, Rufus didn’t remember this, even though She-Peepers tried to remind him at this point) and he was buying that. Rufus then told the Hydricks to leave as he labeled them “bad, bad, bad!” They finally left, and Rufus then said he had to go back and take a shower AGAIN! He’s either feeling dirty being around She-Peepers, or he’s playing with himself in the bathroom a lot!
Shitt Pitt--Timeslide pt. 5 of 12: Optic Ink Eye and the Rebellion
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| The alien Optic Ink Eye! |
Things started with Hands of Time complaining about not being able to walk any further since his rescue from Carnastas the Clown and the demonic Steve Spurrier. The Rosewood cowboy had made him walk rather than ride Snigger the horse with him. They stopped and the cowboy said they were close to the rebellion camp. They then saw Optic Ink Eye walking towards them. One look at Hands of Time was all that it took to put Optic Ink Eye in a really bad mood! He was still upset that Hands of Time had separated him from his lady love, She-Peepers, who is now in the New Ink Pitt. Hands of Time pitched an incredible fit, which was perhaps one of his most insane ones to date. According to the cowboy, Optic Ink Eye said he wanted to do some really awful things to Hands of Time for banishing his girlfriend. The cowboy wouldn’t even translate it was so bad. Had Hands of time still had access to his power, he might have understood the alien, but it just wasn’t happening today. The cowboy settled Optic Ink Eye down and told Hands of Time some more about how Shithead had taken advantage of the lack of people in the Shit Pitt, and had become nearly all-powerful. He had kidnapped several well-known people, including Steve Spurrier, who he has transformed into a demonic cannibal. Spurrier, Carnastas, and four others are his generals of evil, forming the fully-realized Six Shades of Shit! The cowboy said Hand of Time was either for them or against them. He pointed a pistol at him, and Hands of Time readily agreed to be on the side of the rebellion!
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