Classic Pitt Report 137

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 1, 2009

Red Doom is chosen as the last member 
of the New Ink Pitt!

Today’s Show: Pitts Apart Conclusion
Hands of Time appeared and said that Pitts Apart was now nearly complete, with the only two characters left untouched by the May Move being Red Doom and Johnny Pizazz. Pizazz and Doom showed up moments later, prepared to fight Hands of Time. Hands of Time told them it was too late, and that he had already sent all those he desired to the New Ink Pitt, and Red Doom would be the last. First, he read off the list of characters who were going to the New Ink Pitt, and then also read who would be staying the Shit Pitt (see below). Red Doom realized this would happen and that it would be meaningless to fight Hands of Time. Doom did warn Hands of Time though, that his prophecy of the one who sees beyond sight coming to stop him, would still come true. With that, Hands of Time laughed and snapped his fingers, and Doom was gone. Johnny Pizazz was left in the Shit Pitt as Hands of Time then also vanished.

Official Post-Pitts Apart lineup

New Ink Pitt (Inkcast show)
Stardust
Black Doom
Rufus
She-Peepers
King Trostelus
Trevor Hydrick
Wilbur Hydrick
Billy G. Hydrick
J-Diddy "junior" Hydrick
Manly Man
Lenny the Leprechaun
Grandmaster Squeegee
Just A Solider
Jamaican Zombie
Potbellied Ninja
Dark Cat
Officer Rick Bates
Screenface
Chief Blacktoes
Discarded T-Shirt Monster
French Phallus
Cracky

Shit Pitt (Shitshow)
Hands of Time
Mr. Peepers*
Ink Avenger
Shithead
Steve Spurrier
Sambo Jackson
Optic Ink Eye
Juan Juarez
La Luna Guerrero
Humphrey the Hunchback Hobo
Johnny Pizazz
Betram Bunny
Mr. Clementine
Ronny slickbottom
Vinnie Love
Rosewood Cowboy
Reverend Reynolds
Terrance the Pirate
Doctor Dyson
The Conductor*
Halabaad
Glademus*
Rosewood Pimp*
Rosewood Russian*
Van Punker*
Kamola, Thai Lady*

*Though originally planned to be part of the Shit Pitt, Mr. Peepers, Glademus, and the previously unseen characters listed here ended up appearing in Peepers' Pitt instead.

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