Originally posted on my first blog, on April 30, 2009
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| The Hands of Time! |
Hands of Time appeared at the Hydricks' residence today, come to claim the boys for the new Ink Pitt on behalf of Stardust. Hands of Time had a brief scuffle with Wilbur Hydrick, who tried to trick Hands of Time into going into the bathroom and "sniffing" the "present" he left in the toilet for him. Hands of Time was momentarily fooled thinking that Wilbur really had left some crack in there for him. Hands of Time thought for a moment though, and realized what Wilbur was trying to get him to do. Hands of Time then said he was not there to fight, but to transport the boys away from their "grandma." This idea caused "Grandma" Hydrick to protest, as she went and got
right up in Hands of Time's face. Hands of Time then asked how the boys could be so dumb, and not see the truth about "grandma." He said they should have listened to Rufus' warning that she smelled funny and that she was "bad, bad, bad." Red Doom also said something was not right with "grandma" Hydrick, but still the boys didn't get it. A major giveaway was when "grandma" had Trevor pick the backed up, hard
crap out of Wilbur's butt. Hands of Time then snapped his fingers and the disguise fell away. Where Grandma Hydrick was, now stood none other than Shithead, who had been missing for months! Shithead cursed Hands of Time and vowed revenge on him, and said he had spent so much time making the boys believe that Grandma Hydrick was still alive and now it was all in vain. Shithead had planned to use the boys in his
growing evil army. Shithead left, and the boys couldn't believe what had happened. Realizing Grandma Hydrick wasn't alive, they all started breaking down and crying. Hands of Time couldn't take anymore, and with a snap of his fingers, the boys vanished, transported to the new Ink Pitt to join Rufus, She-Peepers, and King Trostelus.
Show 2: Stardust takes Just A Solider
While standing guard as part of Pizazz and Doom's army against Hands of Time, Ink Avenger and Just A Solider encountered Stardust. Stardust walked up, suprising the two as he appeared out nowhere. Ink Avenger told Stardust to stay back, unless he wanted to get severely beaten. Stardust asked Ink Avenger how it made him feel to wear his underwear on the outside, and then went on to tell about the first time he put on ladies' panties and fishnets. He said it made him feel so good and very, very beautiful. Stardust said he was not there for Ink Avenger, though he hoped they "crossed" paths in the future. He had come for a very beautiful man by the name of Just A Solider. The solider agreed with the order of Stardust by saying "sir, yes sir!" He then began talking about birds flying and how he couldn't understand why. Stardust then caused him to vanish to the new Ink Pitt. Ink Avenger got mad and tried to rush him. Stardust disappeared before he could be touched.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are (C) 2012 Joshua Dyson
The characters and events portrayed in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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