Friday, November 19, 2010

Classic Pitt Report 9--He/She

Originally posted on my first blog, on February 24, 2007


The He/She! Photo courtesy L. Debacker

"This morning, Peepers hear loud boom boom music coming from outside. Peepers look through blinds to see he/she neigbor who used to be a girl but now pretends to be guy. Peepers giggle to himself at how he/she try to carry itself. It walk with it's shoulders back and chewing gum like it big tough man. Peepers know its secret though! No matter how much he/she try to be man, it never really achieve manhood! He/She try to play music in car real loud because he/she is disatisfied with itself and wants others to feel its pain. It out there right now trying to act all manly by washing car in front of girlfriend who obviously not know it used to be girl. He/She no nothing about being a real man like Peepers! Peepers take he/she's girlfriend and give her what she's been missing hehehe!!!"

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