Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Classic Pitt Report 144

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 15, 2009

Show 1: (only one show was held) Face the Gaytion pt 2 of 12: "The Gay Pole"
Manly Man Gaymerica Presents: The Gay Pole!

The Manly Man Gaymerica showed up today with something called a Gay Pole. On it were pictures of around 10 famous gay people. Manly Man Gaymerica said the Gay Pole is kinda the equivalent to the May Pole that people dance around or whatever in May. It's a large part of Gay May, which gay people celebrate every May. Manly Man revealed the 10 gays with much excitement. He revealed famous people like Prince, Borat, Chris Kattan's Mango character, the Wiggles, wrestler Randy Orton, and even the president himself, Barack Obama as being gay. Finally, Manly Man revealed Screenface as the biggest gay of all, prompting him to come out in anger. Screenface said again that Manly Man was dead because he killed him. The show ended with the promise of more to come.

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